PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mister Hankey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clive Garret (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clive Garret has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Hankey
vs
Garret

180 cm
25
184 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

176 cm
25
176 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mister Hankey!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Clive Garret!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garret loads up on a big right hand but Hankey slips the punch.
Garret misses with an uppercut.
Hankey with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Garret.
Garret lands with a hook. Hankey tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hankey moves in looking to clinch but Garret pushes him off.
Garret looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hankey throws an off balance right hand
and Garret counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Garret ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hankey moves away.
Hankey jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mister Hankey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hankey takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Garret swings for the body but Hankey moves out of range.
Garret throws a jab when Hankey was well out of range.
Garret scores with a nice strike.
Hankey lands a jab to the nose.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garret ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hankey moves away.
Garret scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hankey doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garret connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hankey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Garret counters with a stiff right hand.
Garret misses with an uppercut

and Hankey moves into the clinch.

Garret breaks from the clinch.
Hankey misses with a right hand
enabling Garret to counter with a crisp jab.
Hankey thuds his right hand into Garret's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hankey misses with a left hand
and Garret makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Garret looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Garret moves out of range of the strikes.
Hankey takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Garret avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hankey looks to throw the jab but Garret is out of range.
Garret lands a slapping body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garret scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Garret scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hankey misses with a wild body shot.
Hankey misses with a hook.
Garret now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Garret moves into range and connects with a jab.
Garret tests Hankey's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hankey throws a body shot but no joy.
Hankey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Garret ducks right into an uppercut from Hankey.
Hankey is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Garret circles away from the clinch attempt.
Garret cracks Hankey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Hankey seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Hankey staying out of range there.
Hankey misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Garret counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Good exchange - Garret coming out on top.

Hankey is rocked!
Garret throws a body punch but Hankey moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Hankey on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Garret swats away the attempt to clinch by Hankey.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garret takes a swing at Hankey's ribcage but misses.
Garret is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hankey had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Garret uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hankey.
Hankey swings widly with a right hand
and Garret connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Garret throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hankey counters with a stiff right hand.
Garret looks to land a left hand but Hankey moved out of range nicely.
Hankey throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Garret wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hankey throws a shot from downtown. Garret moves away and avoids it.
Garret wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Garret takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garret.
Garret scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hankey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garret was well out of range. Poor timing from Hankey.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garret pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Garret avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Garret on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Garret throws a body shot but no joy.
Hankey wants to clinch up but Garret keeps it at a distance.
A little jabbing left from Garret on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A shot to the body from Hankey misses
and Garret counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hankey misses with an uppercut. Garret saw that one coming.

Hankey moves into the clinch successfully.
Hankey jumps guard but Garret stands there with Hankey around his waist. Hankey gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hankey using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Garret has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Hankey tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Garret just stands there and leans against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Garret pushes Hankey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hankey jumps guard but Garret turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Hankey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Garret.
Garret has a couple of punches blocked by Hankey.
Garret creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Hankey's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clive Garret dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Garret stuns Hankey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hankey swings widly with a right hand
and Garret counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Garret.
Clive Garret seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Garret bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hankey tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garret was well out of range. Poor timing from Hankey.
Hankey looks to land a left hand but Garret moved out of range nicely.
Garret jabs at Hankey's body.
Hankey throws a body punch but Garret moves out of range.
Garret scores with a body shot.
Garret punishes Hankey's body with a nice straight punch.
Hankey takes a swing at Garret's ribcage but misses.
Garret doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hankey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garret.
It seemed like Garret was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Garret scores with a hook to the body. Hankey takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Garret misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hankey.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hankey misses with an uppercut. Garret saw that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garret is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hankey getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Garret ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hankey moves away.
Garret keeps the fight on the outside.
Hankey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Garret moves away.
Hankey throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Garret counter with a right hand.
Hankey misses with a hook. Garret ducked under it nicely.
Hankey misses with a left hand
and Garret counters with a nice uppercut.
Hankey throws a hook to the side of Garret's head but Garret sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hankey tries to clinch up.
Garret scores with a decent looking hook.
Garret connects with a body shot that sends Hankey's belly button to the back.
Hankey wants to clinch
and Garret counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hankey moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hankey tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Hankey tries to pull guard but Garret forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Hankey looking to throw knees to the head but Garret is blocking nicely.
Garret lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hankey tries to pull guard but Garret forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
A short left from Garret.
Hankey tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mister Hankey. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Garret breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hankey wants to clinch but Garret slips to the side
and Garret counters with a right hand to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Garret wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hankey takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Garret lands a nice hook to Hankey's body. Hankey takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Garret tests Hankey's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Garret moves away from the strike by Hankey.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hankey misses with a left hand
letting Garret counter with a right hand.
Garret punishes Hankey's body with a nice straight punch.
Garret connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Garret circles away from the clinch attempt
and Garret counters with a nice uppercut.
Oh Hankey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hankey gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Garret gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Hankey is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clive Garret!
Clive Garret is the new welterweight champion!
A victorious Clive Garret thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.