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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trogdor The Burninator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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177 lbs
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185 cm
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183 lbs
6 - 1 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Trogdor The Burninator!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Burninator slips under a jab from Scrotum.
Scrotum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Burninator manages to avoid it.
Scrotum ducks under a wild hook from The Burninator.
The Burninator misses with an uppercut. Scrotum saw that one coming.
Scrotum misses with a looping left.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from The Burninator.
Scrotum lands with an overhand left.
It looks like Trogdor The Burninator has been cut.
Scrotum swings and misses with a shot to the body
and The Burninator counters with a straight right hand.
Scrotum cracks The Burninator with an open hand slap.
Scrotum listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Burninator rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Scrotum to counter with a crisp jab.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Burninator slips a straight right by Scrotum.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum looks to score with a jab to the body but The Burninator is just out of range.
The Burninator looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Good standup being displayed there by Scrotum as he connects with a hook.
A big right from Scrotum misses.
Scrotum cracks The Burninator with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! The Burninator falls to his knees and Scrotum doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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