PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Doss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Israel Kamakawiwo Ole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kamakawiwo Ole has chosen Somewhere over the Rainbow as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Doss
vs
Kamakawiwo Ole

212 cm
21
294 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

189 cm
21
300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

World class MT
Granite chin

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

House of Valor

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Doss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Israel Kamakawiwo Ole!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamakawiwo Ole swinging wildly here.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a body kick that misses.
Doss lands with an overhand left.
Doss connects with a right hand. Kamakawiwo Ole shakes it off.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a wild body shot.
Doss moves away from the strike by Kamakawiwo Ole.
Doss defending well as Kamakawiwo Ole loads up on a big left hand.
Kamakawiwo Ole swings for the body but Doss moves out of range.
Doss uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doss ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kamakawiwo Ole moves away.
Doss throws a looping overhand right but Kamakawiwo Ole ducks down to avoid it.
Doss is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a head kick.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a kick to the body.
Doss seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Doss counters with a nice uppercut.
Kamakawiwo Ole swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doss lands with a straight right. Kamakawiwo Ole didn't see that one coming.
Israel Kamakawiwo Ole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamakawiwo Ole lets loose with a powerful body kick. Doss will feel that in the morning.
Doss ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Doss lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doss slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses the jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a hook
letting Doss counter with a right hand.
Doss is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kamakawiwo Ole wants to clinch
enabling Doss to counter with a crisp jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole missing with a left hand there. Doss was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doss scores with a nice strike.

Kamakawiwo Ole moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch on the inside from Doss fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kamakawiwo Ole.
Doss lands a body punch.
Doss throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kamakawiwo Oles head.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with the head strike.
A hook to the body from Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole looks winded!

Doss pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doss jabs at Kamakawiwo Ole's body.
Doss connects with a crisp jab.
Doss scores with a hook.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a body kick that misses.
Doss darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kamakawiwo Ole looks to land a left hand but Doss moved out of range nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kamakawiwo Ole needs to keep his hands up - Doss had a free shot at his head there.
Doss is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Decent striking displayed by Doss there.
Kamakawiwo Ole walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Doss scores with a nice strike.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a head kick.
Kamakawiwo Ole is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Doss moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws out a loose jab but Doss uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doss scores with a shot to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes one to the side of the head.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a body shot but no joy.
Kamakawiwo Ole has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doss finds it's way round the side to connect with Kamakawiwo Ole's head.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Doss throws a jab when Kamakawiwo Ole was well out of range.

Kamakawiwo Ole has closed the distance and engaged Doss in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Kamakawiwo Ole fails to land.
Doss misses with a punch on the inside.
Kamakawiwo Ole has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Doss prevents a body shot from Kamakawiwo Ole.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Doss dominated that round.
That's time! Doss's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Doss scores with a hook.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kamakawiwo Ole on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doss comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Doss connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Doss throws a shot from downtown. Kamakawiwo Ole moves away and avoids it.
Kamakawiwo Ole is looking to score with low kicks.
Kamakawiwo Ole uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kamakawiwo Ole waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doss.
Doss misses with an uppercut. Kamakawiwo Ole saw that one coming.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a sloppy body shot
and Doss counters with a left to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole looks to land a right hand but Doss moved out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses the shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doss lands a nice hook to Kamakawiwo Ole's body. Kamakawiwo Ole takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jab from Doss.
Doss lands with a good body shot.
Doss keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Kamakawiwo Ole throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doss lands a nice hook to Kamakawiwo Ole's body. Kamakawiwo Ole takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kamakawiwo Ole is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kamakawiwo Ole walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Decent striking displayed by Doss there.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws out a loose jab but Doss uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kamakawiwo Ole just misses with a punch to the body.
Dick Doss is winning the standup battle so far.
Kamakawiwo Ole waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kamakawiwo Ole. Doss does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kamakawiwo Ole steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a straight right.
Doss swings for the body but Kamakawiwo Ole moves out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kamakawiwo Ole is breathing heavily.
Doss lands with a nice body punch.
Decent striking displayed by Doss there.
Doss is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kamakawiwo Ole can do to turn this around?
Doss is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Doss makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kamakawiwo Ole on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes one on the button.
Doss throws an overhand right that lands on Kamakawiwo Ole's shoulder, as Kamakawiwo Ole tries to avoid the shot.
Doss throws a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kamakawiwo Ole looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kamakawiwo Ole waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a hook.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a hook
letting Doss counter with a right hand.
Doss connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kamakawiwo Ole tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doss was well out of range. Poor timing from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws the left hand but Doss avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kamakawiwo Ole. Doss does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kamakawiwo Ole tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doss was well out of range. Poor timing from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Doss ducks under a wild hook from Kamakawiwo Ole.
Doss moves out of range of the strikes.
Doss digs a good body shot into Kamakawiwo Ole's ribs.
Doss uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kamakawiwo Ole.
A counter left hand to the body from Doss misses its target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Doss dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a jab when Doss was well out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole looks to score with a jab to the body but Doss is just out of range.
As Kamakawiwo Ole looks to move away, Doss throws a big counter combo but Kamakawiwo Ole just gets out of the way.
Doss slips under a jab.
Doss connects with a crisp jab.
Nice body punch from Doss.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a shot to the body
and Doss counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kamakawiwo Ole thinking.
Doss connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kamakawiwo Ole. Kamakawiwo Ole circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doss scores with a nice head shot.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a looping overhand right but Doss ducks down to avoid it.
Doss connects with a jab.
Kamakawiwo Ole throws a looping overhand right but Doss ducks down to avoid it.
Kamakawiwo Ole lands with a nice combination. Doss backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy body kick from Kamakawiwo Ole
and Doss counters with a straight right hand.
Kamakawiwo Ole on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Doss lands a body shot.
Doss cracks Kamakawiwo Ole with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Kamakawiwo Ole takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kamakawiwo Ole looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kamakawiwo Ole shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Doss uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kamakawiwo Ole has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doss catches Kamakawiwo Ole with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Doss uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doss lands with an uppercut that bounces Kamakawiwo Ole off the ropes and back into range.
Doss scores with a jab to the jaw.

Kamakawiwo Ole is rocked!
Kamakawiwo Ole pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kamakawiwo Ole is still on wobbly legs! Can Doss finish him?
Doss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kamakawiwo Ole.
Kamakawiwo Ole seems to have recovered his senses.
Doss's corner calls for a 1-2. Doss obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kamakawiwo Ole shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Doss scores with a punch to the head.
Doss works Kamakawiwo Ole's body with a nice hook.

Doss cracks Kamakawiwo Ole with a left hand that drops him to the canvas, up against the ropes! Can Kamakawiwo Ole get back up in time? 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... he's on one knee... 8, 9... he's up! 'Walk towards me' says the referee. Kamakawiwo Ole looks steady enough to continue so we're going to continue!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd cheers as Doss lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kamakawiwo Ole doesn't seem phased though.
Kamakawiwo Ole tries a head kick but it misses.
Doss lands with a shot to the body.
Kamakawiwo Ole misses with a right hand
and Doss counters with a left to the body.
Good shot there by Doss.
Doss is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Doss keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Doss lands an overhand right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Doss.
Doss cracks Kamakawiwo Ole with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Kamakawiwo Ole is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Kamakawiwo Ole is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Kamakawiwo Ole could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Dick Doss!
Our winner, Dick Doss, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.