PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Tupper V (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bobby Tupper V has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dickweed
vs
Tupper V

175 cm
23
225 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
43
208 lbs
22 - 40 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 40 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bobby Tupper V!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tupper V as he avoids it easily.
Tupper V lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Tupper V!
Tupper V misses with a hook

and Dickweed counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Dickweed winds up and cracks Tupper V with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Tupper V is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Dickweed is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Tupper V sees it coming and defends easily.
Dickweed wants to pass to mount but Tupper V is defending the position.
Dickweed is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dickweed has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Dickweed is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Tupper V sees it coming and defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tupper V is looking for a sweep. Dickweed is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tupper V keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

Dickweed is working for a submission of some sort.
Tupper V wants to control but Dickweed is keeping busy.

Dickweed is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Tupper V defends it well.
Tupper V blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dickweed.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dickweed connects with a nice short shot to Tupper V's temple.

Dickweed has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Tupper V defend it? Dickweed steps over the head and cranks it - Tupper V is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Dickweed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Professor Dickweed!