PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolipo Slider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Slider
vs
Noel

187 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

198 cm
24
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Amped Performance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lolipo Slider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Slider tries to keep at a distance but Noel has taken the fight into the clinch.
Slider lands a knee to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noel.
Slider lands with a short shot to the head.
Noel fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noel stalling.
Slider misses with a knee strike.
Noel avoiding damage as Slider throws knees to the body.
The referee calls for Noel to work.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Slider takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A right handed body shot lands from Slider.
A left hand lands to the body for Noel.
Slider lands a hook that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slider creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slider blocking some punches.
Noel blocks an uppercut.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slider fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider working aggressively here.
Noel lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Noel.
Slider lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slider.
Slider misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Noel.
Slider avoids the elbow strike from Noel, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Noel creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slider blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slider using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Noel has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Slider is trying to maintain a safe position but Noel gets an underhook and turns Slider into the cage.
Slider misses with a knee to the head.
Noel misses with the head strike.
Slider has Noel pressed against the cage, preventing Noel from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Slider scores with a shot to the side of Noel's head.
Noel managing to block the knees to the body from Slider.
Noel misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Slider.
Slider tries a knee to the head but Noel blocks it.
Slider misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slider is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Slider blocks an uppercut.

Noel breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Noel connects with a crisp jab.
Slider has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Legion's PIT Fight Club in the buildup to the fight.
A big left from Slider misses.
Noel takes one to the chin there.
Slider misses with a low kick.
Noel ducks under a wild hook from Slider.
Noel missing with a left hand there. Slider was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice cross by Slider.
Noel throws a right hand that misses
and Slider cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slider shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slider uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Noel.
Slider throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Noel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slider with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Noel to score with a decent uppercut.
Slider tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Noel paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slider throws an overhand right that lands on Noel's shoulder, as Noel tries to avoid the shot.
Nice straight punches there by Noel. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Noel.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Slider clinches up with Noel and pushes him back against the cage.
Slider utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Slider trying to land knees to the body.
Slider missing with knees to the body.
Noel misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Noel scores with a nice short uppercut.
Stalling in the clinch from Noel.
Slider lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Noel blocks the elbow strike.
Slider lands with a light punch inside.
Noel scores with a shoulder strike.
Slider comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Noel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from Slider as the two fighters clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Still in the clinch, Slider scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slider with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Slider misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noel lands with a left to the head.
Noel throws a punch but it's blocked by Slider.
Noel makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slider blocking some punches.
Slider has a couple of punches blocked by Noel.
A short uppercut from Slider.
Noel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Noel looking to slow down the pace here.
Slider throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Noel blocks it with crossed arms.
Slider has a couple of punches blocked by Noel.
Noel swings wildly with an uppercut but Slider uses good head movement to avoid it.
Noel doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slider lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Noel backwards.
Noel stalling in the clinch but Slider improves position.
Slider's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slider tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Noel's elbow.
Slider blocks an uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lolipo Slider dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

An inside leg kick lands from Slider.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Noel throws a right hand that misses
and Slider counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Noel thinking.
Slider is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Noel can do to turn this around?
Slider misses with a body shot.

Slider clinches up with Noel and pushes him back against the cage.
Noel managing to block the knees to the body from Slider.
Noel is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Noel throws a punch but it's blocked by Slider.
Noel prevents a body shot from Slider.
Slider scores with a shoulder strike.
Slider looking to throw knees to the head but Noel is blocking nicely.
Slider throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Noel blocks it with crossed arms.
Noel misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Noel.
Slider is looking to control Noel's arms but Noel gets an underhook and turns him. Now Slider has his back to the cage.
Noel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Noel blocks an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Slider.
Lolipo Slider has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slider throws a head punch that misses.

Noel breaks the clinch.
Slider tried to score with a low kick but Noel checks it.
Noel swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slider works Noel's body with a nice hook.
Noel swings for the body but Slider moves out of range.
Slider throws a predictable looking body shot
and Noel counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noel throws out a powerful jab.
Slider moves out of range of the strikes.
Slider misses with a low kick as Noel jumps back.
Slider listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Noel throws a combination. Slider tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Slider cracks the inside of Noel's front leg.
Noel ducks under a wild hook from Slider.
Noel throws a body punch but Slider moves out of range.
Slider is looking to counter punch.
Noel with a nice cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slider misses with a low kick.
Slider drops his hands momentarily and Noel takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Noel takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Slider misses with a low kick.
Noel scores with the left hand. Slider knows he should have avoided that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slider throws a hook but Noel avoids it easily.
Slider is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Noel.
Noel scores with a jab to the body.
Slider ducks under a wild hook from Noel.
Slider is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Slider throws a hook but Noel avoids it easily.
Noel wants to counter the offense by Slider and move into the clinch position.
Slider bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Noel takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Noel is looking to clinch.
Slider lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Noel at a distance.
Noel is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Noel steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slider.
Noel feints the counter takedown.
Slider moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slider lands a nice hook to Noel's body. Noel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Noel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Slider connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slider connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Noel's hands.
Slider drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Noel's jab looks to have found its range, popping Slider under the eye.
Lolipo Slider is winning the standup battle so far.
Noel takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Chubby Noel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slider throws a right and a left that both miss.
Noel ducks under a wild hook from Slider.
Some wild striking there from Noel.

Slider pushes Noel up against the cage in a clinch.

Noel breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Noel avoids the body shot from Slider.
Slider throws a jab but it's blocked by Noel.
Noel is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Slider with a body shot.
Noel's corner calls for a 1-2. Noel obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Slider moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A big right from Noel misses.
A shot to the liver by Slider. Beautiful body shot.
Slider is looking to score with low kicks.
Noel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slider fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Noel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slider is looking to counter the offense by Noel and move into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slider slips under a jab from Noel.
Noel might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The fighters circling - Slider throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Noel drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Noel jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slider misses the shot to the body.
Noel keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slider.
Slider swings for the body but Noel moves out of range.
Noel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slider tries to counter by clinching up but Noel breaks away and moves out of range.

Slider clinches with his opponent.
Slider is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Noel is keeping busy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Noel takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Chubby Noel has been cut.
Slider crunches a lovely knee into Noel's ribcage.
A short left from Slider.
Noel working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lolipo Slider dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Chubby Noel's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Slider feints and then cracks Noel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Noel down.
Slider connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Slider throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Left hook, right uppercut from Noel.
A left lands for Noel.
Noel slips a straight right by Slider.
Noel pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Slider back to the cage. Noel follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Slider swings for the body but Noel moves out of range.
Noel swings for the body but Slider moves out of range.
Noel avoids the body shot from Slider.
Noel throws a right hand that Slider ducks under and follows up with a left that Slider also avoids with ease.
Noel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Noel closes the distance and pushes Slider back into the cage.
Slider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slider prevents a body shot from Noel.

Noel breaks the clinch.
Slider misses with a straight right.
A clash of legs there as Slider blocks the low kick.
An attempted straight right counter from Slider misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel shoots in but no luck this time.
Slider lands with a straight right. Noel didn't see that one coming.
Slider thows a left - swing and a miss!
Noel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slider moves out of range as Noel strikes.
Noel looks to land a combination. Slider sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Noel checks a leg kick.
Noel throws a jab when Slider was well out of range.
Slider avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slider moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Slider tries to clinch but Noel moves out of range.
Slider misses with a straight right.
Noel takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Slider displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Noel throws out the jab.
Slider wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Noel throws a body punch but Slider moves out of range.

Slider has managed to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel scores with a shot to the side of Slider's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Noel lands a hook that snaps the head of Slider backwards.
A left hand lands to the body for Slider.
Slider tries a knee to the head but Noel blocks it.
Slider lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Noel.
Noel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slider lands a nice knee to the body.
Slider lands with a short shot to the head.
Slider working Noel over with knees to the body.
Slider gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Slider pushes Noel back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slider lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slider tries to throw a body punch but Noel avoids it by throwing Slider back against the cage.
Noel is trying to break free.
Slider working Noel over with knees to the body.
Slider pushes Noel back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Slider.

Slider drops Noel with a big knee straight up the middle! Noel is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Noel is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slider ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Noel's jaw. Noel's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Slider does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:06 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lolipo Slider!
Lolipo Slider decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.