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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Harley Mcfarland (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JP Awesomesauce (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harley Mcfarland is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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193 lbs
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190 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Harley Mcfarland!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JP Awesomesauce!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Chris Saunders and Josh West.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Awesomesauce throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A combination from Awesomesauce does no damage.
Mcfarland takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Harley Mcfarland has been cut.
Mcfarland throws a body kick that misses.
Awesomesauce misses with a body shot.
Awesomesauce is looking to score with low kicks.
Mcfarland tries to counter with a takedown but Awesomesauce is quick to defend against it.
Mcfarland fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Awesomesauce throws a series of punches but Mcfarland avoids them all with ease.
Sloppy strikes from Awesomesauce. Those never looked like landing.
Awesomesauce falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mcfarland decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Awesomesauce's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Awesomesauce tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Awesomesauce is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mcfarland is controlling him.
Mcfarland is in close to Awesomesauce's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Awesomesauce looking to control but Mcfarland passes into half guard.
Mcfarland is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Awesomesauce sees it coming and defends easily.
Awesomesauce looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Awesomesauce looks winded!
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Awesomesauce makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Mcfarland fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Awesomesauce sprawls well initially but Mcfarland persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Awesomesauce has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Mcfarland is on him like a limpet, forcing Awesomesauce back against the cage.
Mcfarland really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Awesomesauce has picked Mcfarland up - he's going for a ride! Awesomesauce dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Mcfarland kicks off Awesomesauce and gets to his feet.
Awesomesauce looks to land a combination but Mcfarland avoids it well.
Awesomesauce clinches with his opponent.
Mcfarland scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mcfarland lands with a short shot to the head.
Mcfarland lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Awesomesauce breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Awesomesauce throws a head kick but Mcfarland moves out of range.
Mcfarland closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Awesomesauce quickly recovers to half guard.
Awesomesauce pushes Mcfarland off but Mcfarland dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Awesomesauce looking for a sweep but Mcfarland has passed into full mount! Oh no!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awesomesauce can't escape the position.
A nice elbow there by Mcfarland.
Awesomesauce tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mcfarland has control of Awesomesauce's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Awesomesauce regains control of the situation pretty easily.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Mcfarland looking to control and managing it successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Awesomesauce wants to hold on but Mcfarland pushes him away.
Awesomesauce is trying to escape the mount.
Mcfarland raining down hammerfists from mount.
Awesomesauce keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Mcfarland is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Awesomesauce is surviving well by controlling Mcfarland's body position as best he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Harley Mcfarland will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Harley Mcfarland's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Mcfarland lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A jab from Awesomesauce misses.
Awesomesauce misses with the combination.
Mcfarland staying out of range there.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mcfarland's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Awesomesauce feints and as Mcfarland raises his hands in defense, Awesomesauce changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Mcfarland pushes Awesomesauce off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcfarland tries to clinch up but Awesomesauce circles away and keeps his distance.
Mcfarland looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Awesomesauce tries to roll over but Mcfarland keeps him under control.
Awesomesauce is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Awesomesauce is looking to get back to full guard here but Mcfarland has managed to pass to side control instead.
Mcfarland will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
You can see the frustration on Awesomesauce's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Mcfarland is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Awesomesauce is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Mcfarland wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Awesomesauce, who protects the arm well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Awesomesauce is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Awesomesauce is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Mcfarland's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Awesomesauce looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awesomesauce slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Mcfarland thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Awesomesauce is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mcfarland's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mcfarland lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Mcfarland is in close to Awesomesauce's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Awesomesauce working a defensive guard but Mcfarland manages to pass into side control anyway.
Awesomesauce struggling a bit here.
Awesomesauce tries to improve position but can't.
Harley Mcfarland overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mcfarland controls the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Mcfarland is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Awesomesauce has escaped the position, nice work there.
Mcfarland is trying to get an arm triangle but Awesomesauce is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harley Mcfarland dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Harley Mcfarland's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Mcfarland darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Mcfarland trying to control the pace.
Mcfarland slips a nice elbow through Awesomesauce's hands, connecting with Awesomesauce's forehead.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Awesomesauce wants to get back to his feet.
Awesomesauce is looking to control Mcfarland's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Awesomesauce avoid being mounted?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfarland prevents Awesomesauce from improving his position.
Mcfarland is working for a submission of some sort.
Mcfarland is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Mcfarland lands strikes from half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Awesomesauce is looking to improve his position.
Awesomesauce is looking to escape.
Awesomesauce wants to get back to full guard.
Awesomesauce takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mcfarland stops Awesomesauce from getting back to his feet.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Awesomesauce misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mcfarland throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Awesomesauce was covering up waiting for the punch and Mcfarland finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Awesomesauce wants to get back to his feet but Mcfarland passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Awesomesauce is trying to stand up here but Mcfarland is controlling him well.
Mcfarland is working for a submission of some sort.
Awesomesauce moves into full guard.
Awesomesauce trying to keep a closed guard but Mcfarland is proving a slippery customer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcfarland drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Awesomesauce manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Mcfarland has Awesomesauce in his guard.
Mcfarland throws his legs up looking for a submission but Awesomesauce uses it to pass to side control.
Awesomesauce decides to stand back up. Awesomesauce steps back and let's Mcfarland get back to his feet.
JP Awesomesauce has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Awesomesauce is looking to land body kicks.
JP Awesomesauce seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Awesomesauce throws a head kick that misses.
Harley Mcfarland is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Awesomesauce throws a head kick that misses
and Mcfarland counters with a left to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Harley Mcfarland.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mcfarland, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Harley Mcfarland!
In defeat, JP Awesomesauce stepped up to the mic, saying 'This is BULLSHIT!!!'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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