PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tsoko Chikatchawan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chikatchawan has chosen Animal as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Canoe
vs
Chikatchawan

197 cm
22
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 1

192 cm
22
209 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tsoko Chikatchawan!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Topper Green and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chikatchawan slips a jab from Canoe.
Canoe lunges at Chikatchawan with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chikatchawan's hand.
Nice uppercut there from Canoe.
A big right from Canoe misses.
Chikatchawan is trying to counter with his kicks.
Canoe has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD-Guts & Glory Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Canoe misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Chikatchawan to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Chikatchawan digs a good body shot into Canoe's ribs.
Douche Canoe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chikatchawan looks to score with a jab to the body but Canoe is just out of range.
Chikatchawan throws an overhand right that lands on Canoe's shoulder, as Canoe tries to avoid the shot.
Canoe bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A cross from Canoe lands.
Chikatchawan slips a jab from Canoe.
Chikatchawan flicks out a counter leg kick but Canoe steps away.
Canoe connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Chikatchawan momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Canoe fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chikatchawan manages to avoid it.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Canoe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canoe looks to score with a jab to the body but Chikatchawan is just out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Chikatchawan as he connects with a hook.
Chikatchawan misses with a body kick.
Canoe scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Canoe missing with a left hand there. Chikatchawan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Canoe feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chikatchawans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chikatchawan just misses with a punch to the body.
Canoe misses with an uppercut.
Chikatchawan flicks out a counter leg kick but Canoe steps away.
Canoe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chikatchawan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Chikatchawan dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Canoe. That did some damage!
Canoe scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chikatchawan in his tracks.
Chikatchawan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chikatchawan. Canoe shrugs it off though.
Canoe misses with a left hand

and Chikatchawan counters by clinching up.
Still in the clinch, Chikatchawan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chikatchawan swings wildly with an uppercut but Canoe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chikatchawan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chikatchawan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Chikatchawan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chikatchawan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chikatchawan lands a body punch in the clinch.
Canoe is breathing heavily.
A short left from Canoe.
Canoe wants to get back to striking at distance but Chikatchawan won't allow it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chikatchawan.
Canoe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chikatchawan.
Chikatchawan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chikatchawan scores with a shot to the side of Canoe's head.
Chikatchawan lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Canoe.
Chikatchawan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Chikatchawan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Canoe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chikatchawan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chikatchawan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chikatchawan lands a left hand.

Chikatchawan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Canoe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chikatchawan.
Canoe's corner calls for a 1-2. Canoe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Canoe closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

Chikatchawan throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Canoe throws a hook but Chikatchawan avoids it easily.
Chikatchawan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canoe scores with a jab. Chikatchawan acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Canoe rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Chikatchawan counters with a nice right hand that sends Canoe toppling to the canvas! Canoe scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Chikatchawan finish him?!

Canoe is rocked!
A jab from Chikatchawan misses.
Oh Canoe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Chikatchawan stuns Canoe with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Canoe seems to have got his legs back now.
Chikatchawan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

Chikatchawan sends Canoe crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chikatchawan is motioning to the referee to let Canoe up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Douche Canoe's cut is getting worse.
Canoe takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Chikatchawan engages and cracks Canoe with a massive lead left hook - Canoe tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Chikatchawan is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tsoko Chikatchawan!
A very excited looking Tsoko Chikatchawan made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.