PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mateo Noriega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thadius T Thudpucker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Noriega
vs
T Thudpucker

195 cm
18
290 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Inexperienced

Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mateo Noriega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thadius T Thudpucker!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thudpucker shoots for a double leg takedown but Noriega sprawls well. He's pushed Thudpucker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Thudpucker.
Thudpucker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
A lull in the action here as Thudpucker stalls from top position.
Noriega tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thudpucker is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Thudpucker working the body and head with strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thudpucker looks up at the clock and then as Noriega takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Thudpucker smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

Noriega is rocked!
Noriega is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Oh Noriega is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Noriega taking punishment in the form of punches.
Thudpucker scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Noriega is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Thudpucker can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Thadius T Thudpucker!
A less than humble Thadius T Thudpucker misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.