PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adlet Mayer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Thoreaux AssKicken could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Adlet Mayer 's chin.

AssKicken
vs
Mayer

190 cm
24
215 lbs
7 - 2 - 1

187 cm
22
200 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Urban Fighter
Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adlet Mayer !
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken slaps away a takedown attempt from Mayer , before circling back to the center of the mat.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
Mayer misses with a takedown attempt - AssKicken sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Mayer dives in for a single leg takedown but AssKicken sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Adlet Mayer .
AssKicken cracks Mayer with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Adlet Mayer has been cut.
AssKicken looks to score with a jab to the body but Mayer is just out of range.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mayer or perhaps it was just good defense by AssKicken, which made it look bad.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by AssKicken.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. AssKicken darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Mayer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. AssKicken looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
AssKicken sneaks back into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mayer sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. AssKicken defending well though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken makes his way to full guard. A much better position for AssKicken.
Mayer landing with the ground and pound.
Mayer trying to control but AssKicken is working from the bottom.
Mayer working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mayer postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
AssKicken is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Mayer is sitting in close to AssKicken's body. AssKicken has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Mayer is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Mayer is tapping! That was a very nice submission by AssKicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Thoreaux AssKicken!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MayheM sportswear, into his post fight interview.