PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Von Magnaron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Magnaron is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop
vs
Magnaron

182 cm
24
170 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

175 cm
23
170 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Von Magnaron!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Ren Mimura and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Magnaron moves out of range as Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop strikes.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a poor cross that misses
and Magnaron connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Magnaron.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Magnaron keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Magnaron slips a jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop with a nice cross.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tried to score with a low kick but Magnaron checks it.
Magnaron lands a slapping body shot.
Magnaron misses with a left hand
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Magnaron throws a hook to the side of Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's head but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Magnaron manages to avoid it.
Magnaron jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Magnaron has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with an uppercut.
Magnaron connects with a single shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Magnaron throws a big shot that misses.

Magnaron closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop quickly recovers to half guard.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is looking to improve his position.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is trying to control but can't.
My spies in Hellfire Antechamber inform me that Magnaron has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Magnaron is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop keeping control of the position.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Magnaron is working away from the top position though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries to roll over but Magnaron keeps him under control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Magnaron tries to pass to full mount but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop defends it.
Magnaron perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a head kick but Magnaron moves out of range.
Magnaron tests Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Magnaron counters with a nice uppercut.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slips under a jab from Magnaron.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Magnaron.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Magnaron's head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop slaps away a takedown attempt from Magnaron, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Magnaron lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Magnaron tries to clinch up.
Magnaron shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looks to land a left hand but Magnaron moved out of range nicely.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Magnaron.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a low kick but Magnaron avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Magnaron lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away from the strike by Magnaron.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Magnaron slips under a jab from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop, as that shot connected.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Magnaron counters with a stiff right hand.
Magnaron ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop moves away.
Magnaron's jab looks to have found its range, popping Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop under the eye.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop throws a poor cross that misses

and Magnaron counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Magnaron.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Magnaron presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Magnaron blocks a body shot from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop misses with a hook to the ribs.
Magnaron fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Magnaron takes a shot to the head.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop blocking some punches.
Magnaron misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Von Magnaron will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Magnaron takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop tries a low kick but Magnaron avoids it.
Magnaron throws out a counter right but Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop avoids it with no problem.

Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop lands a big head kick that sends Magnaron tumbling to the mat! Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop takes a step backwards and waves Magnaron back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Magnaron is rocked!
Magnaron throws a body shot but no joy.
Magnaron is still on wobbly legs! Can Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop finish him?
Magnaron walks straight into a right hand from Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop - that's dropped him! Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Magnaron from any more punishment! Magnaron complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop!