PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Randy Manpipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Name Less (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Manpipe
vs
Less

187 cm
30
166 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

178 cm
27
159 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Randy Manpipe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Name Less!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Lou da Vinci and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Less looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Less throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Manpipe counters with a straight right hand.
Manpipe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Less throws a sloppy head kick and Manpipe moves out of range easily.
Less pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - Manpipe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Manpipe looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nice takedown defense from Less. No joy for Manpipe on that attempt.
Manpipe blocks a head kick by Less.
Less lands a leg kick that knocks Manpipe off balance momentarily.
Name Less seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Less moves away from the strike by Manpipe.
Less misses with a low kick.
Manpipe went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Manpipe moves out of range of the leg kick from Less.
A little feinted left hand from Manpipe on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Less cracks Manpipe with a right hand to the side of the head.
Manpipe throws a body shot but no joy.
Less appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Manpipe walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Less looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Manpipe scores with a nice right hand.
A solid leg kick lands there for Less.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Less misses with a left hand
and Manpipe cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Manpipe looks to throw the jab but Less is out of range.
Less is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Manpipe swings for the body but Less moves out of range.
Less is looking to score with low kicks.
Less scores with a shot to the body.
Less rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Manpipe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Manpipe is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Less throws a hook but Manpipe blocks it.
Less just misses with a punch to the body.
Less fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Manpipe has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Manpipe lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Less moves into the clinch.
Manpipe tries a body shot but Less blocks it.
Manpipe misses with a hook to the ribs.
Manpipe tries for a takedown. No joy.
Manpipe can't find room to land a body shot as Less controls the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Manpipe fails to land.
Less presses Manpipe against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Manpipe tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Randy Manpipe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Less blocks an uppercut.
Manpipe lands a body punch.
Less swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Less.
Manpipe takes an elbow to the temple.
Less misses with a hook from the clinch.
Manpipe misses with some punches.
Manpipe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Less tries a knee to the head but Manpipe blocks it.
Less throws an elbow but it misses.
Less throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manpipes head.
Less blocking some punches.
Less lands with a short shot to the head.
Manpipe blocks an uppercut.
Less lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Less.
Manpipe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Manpipe tries to work over Less's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Manpipe lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Manpipe misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Less.
Less misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Manpipe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Manpipe misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Manpipe.
Manpipe lands with a short shot to the head.
Manpipe blocks a body shot from Less.
Less swings wildly with an uppercut but Manpipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Less putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Manpipe in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

Manpipe manages to break the clinch.

Less closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Less lands a left hand.
Less blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Manpipe blocks an uppercut.
Manpipe lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Less backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Less.
Less works on Manpipe's body with a couple of short punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Less fails to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Less fails to land.
Manpipe blocks a body shot from Less.
Manpipe misses with a punch to the body.
Less throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Manpipes head.
Less lands an uppercut.

Manpipe is rocked!
Less comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Oh Manpipe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Less working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Less creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Manpipe's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Manpipe drops to his knees and Less pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Name Less!
An out of breath Name Less thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.