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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Isaac Hayes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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146 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Isaac Hayes!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Jonathan Paton and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pants misses with a looping left.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hayes throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants misses the jab.
Pants staying out of range there.
Hayes just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hayes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hayes changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants lands with a right hand.
Pants misses with a few strikes there.
Pants misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice leg kick lands there from Pants.
Isaac Hayes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pants connects with a nice looking jab.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Hayes displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pants throws out the jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hayes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants throws a jab when Hayes was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hayes closes the distance and clinches.
Hayes makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hayes lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A right hand to the body from Hayes.
Pants working aggressively here.
Pants is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Hayes tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pants blocks an uppercut.
Hayes scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hayes is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Pants to keep the fight standing.
Pants lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Hayes has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Pants is trying to maintain a safe position but Hayes gets an underhook and turns Pants into the cage.
Hayes scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hayes misses with a hook from the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Pants's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hayes working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pants has had enough of the clinch but Hayes keeps him there for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hayes blocks an uppercut.
Hayes's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hayes is trying to pull guard but Pants turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Pants jumps guard.
Pants looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Pants working a defensive guard here.
Pants looking for a guillotine here but Hayes defends easily.
Hayes with a nice head shot there.
Hayes landing with the ground and pound.
Hayes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pants has an active guard here but Hayes has managed to pass into half guard.
Pants regains full guard. Nicely done.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Hayes's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Hayes wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving.
Hayes passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Pants tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Hayes avoiding Pants 's attempts to control his hands.
Pants is trapped and Hayes is scoring with shots to the head and body.
Hayes patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Hayes is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Pants tries to roll but Hayes sticks to his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants is working hard here to advance position.
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Hayes lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hayes keeps control of the position as Pants tries to break free.
Hayes tries to keep control of the position but Pants is staying busy.
Pants tries to break free.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hayes lands strikes to the head.
Pants just trying to survive but Hayes is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Hayes lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Pants trying to control the position but Hayes manages to sink in the hooks.
Hayes lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Pants.
Hayes scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Pants is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Isaac Hayes dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants is looking to slow Hayes down with leg kicks.
Pants misses with a hook. Hayes ducked under it nicely.
Hayes drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Pants defends it well.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Hayes is just out of range.
Hayes connects with a solid leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Hayes checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Pants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hayes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Poopie Pants is winning the standup battle so far.
Hayes connects with a leg kick. Pants looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A shot to the liver by Hayes. Beautiful body shot.
Pants swats away the attempt to clinch by Hayes.
Nice shot by Hayes.
Hayes has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters circling a little - Hayes finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Pants chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A swing and a miss from Hayes.
Hayes tries to clinch up but Pants circles away and keeps his distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Hayes jabs at Pants's body.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Pants scores with a hook to the body. Hayes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hayes checks it well.
Pants swings for the body but Hayes moves out of range.
Hayes misses with a body punch
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Hayes throws a big shot that misses.
Pants tries to land a leg kick but Hayes saw it coming and moves away.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes moved away.
Pants misses with a hook to the body
and Hayes decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Pants's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hayes trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pants is looking for a triangle here but Hayes uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Pants's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pants tries to bench press Hayes off him but Hayes keeps the position.
Pants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hayes scoring with punches from side control.
Pants takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Pants wants to control but Hayes postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pants is trying to get back to half guard.
Hayes scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Pants to see if he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hayes landing a few strikes.
Hayes works to advance to full mount. Pants defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Hayes can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pants is looking to escape.
Hayes lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Hayes landing strikes from the mount.
Pants is bucking up trying to escape but Hayes cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pants tries to hold on but Hayes pushes him away.
Pants is in all sorts of trouble here.
Pants tries to hold on but Hayes pushes him away.
Hayes with a couple of short strikes.
Pants in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants is looking to improve his position but Hayes isn't that keen on the idea.
Pants tries to lock up and control but Hayes gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hayes wants to control the pace but Pants is squirming around nicely.
Hayes landing strikes, looking to finish!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Hayes cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Hayes lands a nice shot to the head.
Isaac Hayes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Hayes landing shots from mount.
Hayes avoids the attempt from Pants to control.
Pants gets back to half guard.
Hayes is nestled in close to Pants, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Ground and pound from Hayes.
Pants with the active half guard here but Hayes passes nicely into side control.
Hayes grinds an elbow into Pants's temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Isaac Hayes showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Pants's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hayes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pants. Pants obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Hayes throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
Hayes scores with a body shot.
Hayes shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pants but Pants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Hayes slips the punch.
Hayes misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hayes.
Pants throws a jab when Hayes was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hayes throws a front kick that sends Pants stumbling back into the cage.
Good work by Hayes as he checks the leg kick.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hayes.
Pants takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pants looks to land a right hand but Hayes moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hayes misses with a hook to the body
and Pants counters with a nice body shot.
Pants with a jab.
A big left from Hayes misses.
A quick step to the side and Pants tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good shot there by Pants.
Pants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pants wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hayes throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Pants thows a leg kick but Hayes checks it
and Hayes counters with a takedown into side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hayes controlling the position.
Hayes working away.
Pants manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Hayes trying to hold on to Pants's head to control him but Pants postures up.
Hayes manages to get to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Pants wants to control from the top but Hayes keeps moving.
Hayes has his foot on Pants's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pants works his way back into a safe position though.
Hayes has a closed guard, preventing Pants from standing up.
Hayes is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Pants is aware though and is defending well.
Hayes throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pants throws a big right hand that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hayes is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pants defends well.
Hayes throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pants tries to stand but Hayes is controlling from the bottom.
Hayes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pants wants to stand but Hayes has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Hayes is looking for a triangle but Pants pushes his legs off easily.
Hayes keeping moving, preventing Pants from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hayes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pants wants to control from the top but Hayes keeps moving.
Pants thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pants would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Hayes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Hayes does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pants cracks a nice hook into Hayes's ribs.
Pants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hayes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Isaac Hayes just about did enough to take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Nice straight punches there by Hayes. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hayes.
Hayes throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hayes with a nice cross.
Hayes misses the shot to the body.
Pants slips under a jab.
Pants appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hayes.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayes is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pants rather than just go for the knockout.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Pants throws a leg kick
and Hayes counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Pants has his foot on Hayes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Hayes works his way back into a safe position though.
Hayes is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hayes keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pants's head.
Pants has an active guard here but Hayes has managed to pass into half guard.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hayes slips a nice elbow through Pants's hands, connecting with Pants's forehead.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hayes prevents Pants from improving his position.
Hayes looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pants with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pants is staying active underneath Hayes, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hayes lands a nice short elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hayes lands a nice short elbow.
Hayes is thwarting Pants's attempts to control the position.
Pants looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pants trying to control but Hayes postures up.
Hayes looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants trying to control but Hayes postures up.
Pants actively working from the bottom here.
Nice strikes from Hayes there.
Hayes wants to control but Pants is keeping him busy.
Pants wants to control the action here but instead Hayes manages to pass to full mount!
Hayes prevents Pants from getting the reversal.
Hayes can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pants is looking to escape.
Hayes lands a couple of good shots and Pants has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Hayes landing with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hayes trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Hayes looking for the choke from the back.
Pants defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Pants trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Pants turns into Hayes and is now in his guard.
Pants got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hayes has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pants has managed to get both his arms back between Hayes's legs - danger averted.
Pants throwing strikes from guard but Hayes blocks nicely.
Hayes can't keep his opponent in guard - Pants advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants wants to pass the guard but Hayes is defending well.
Pants is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Pants is trying to work for a kimura but Hayes is defending well.
Hayes works his way to full guard. Good work.
Pants works over Hayes with some ground and pound from guard.
Pants wants to pass the guard but Hayes is keeping the position.
Hayes had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Pants defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Isaac Hayes dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Hayes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
A little jabbing left from Hayes on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hayes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes checks it.
Hayes let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hayes.
Pants lands an overhand right.
Hayes takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hayes misses with a body kick.
Pants appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Hayes - just one landing.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hayes slips a straight right by Pants.
Hayes takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants stuns Hayes with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hayes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hayes looks to land a right hand but Pants moved out of range.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pants throws a body punch but Hayes moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Hayes blocks the low kick.
Pants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pants avoids the body shot from Hayes.
Pants tried to counter with a leg kick but Hayes avoided it.
Hayes jabs Pants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hayes manages to avoid it.
Pants is looking to chop away at Hayes's legs.
Hayes keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Hayes there.
Pants throws a low kick but Hayes avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Hayes misses with a looping right.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Hayes.
Pants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Hayes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Hayes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hayes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hayes tries to land a leg kick but Pants saw it coming and moves away.
Hayes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
An attempted straight right counter from Pants misses the target.
Hayes jabs Pants to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hayes looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Pants.
Pants lands a right hook to the body.
Hayes misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Pants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants pushes Hayes away with a front kick.
Hayes catches Pants with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hayes throws a sloppy body shot
and Pants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hayes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Hayes checks a leg kick nicely.
Poopie Pants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pants throws a leg kick but Hayes sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hayes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hayes misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pants counters with a low kick, right behind Hayes 's knee.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Hayes is just out of range.
Hayes fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pants looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hayes misses the shot to the body.
Hayes throws a big shot that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants throws a body punch but Hayes moves out of range.
Pants looks to land a body kick but Hayes moved away.
Jab by Pants.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants's corner calls for a 1-2. Pants obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hayes avoids the head kick by Pants.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hayes.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Hayes checks a low kick from Pants.
Hayes moves out of range as Pants strikes.
Hayes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Hayes tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayes was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
Hayes scores with a takedown into Pants's guard.
Pants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hayes can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hayes wants to control from the top but Pants keeps moving.
And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Hayes has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 46:49
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 46:49
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 46:49
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Isaac Hayes!
Isaac Hayes is the new featherweight champion!
Isaac Hayes thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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