PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kromog The Terror Of The Island (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dickskin
vs
The Terror Of The Island

197 cm
26
260 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

194 cm
26
215 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kromog The Terror Of The Island!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Terror Of The Island throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickskin misses with a jab to the body
and The Terror Of The Island counters with a nice uppercut.
A jab from The Terror Of The Island finds it's way through Dickskin's defenses.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a three punch combo!
The Terror Of The Island shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kromog The Terror Of The Island seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab to the head.
The Terror Of The Island bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Terror Of The Island lands a nice hook to Dickskin's body. Dickskin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Terror Of The Island throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dickskin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dickskin takes a swing at The Terror Of The Island's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Evolution MMA in the buildup to the fight.
The Terror Of The Island ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin misses the jab.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin tries to move into range but The Terror Of The Island moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a straight left.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a decent looking hook.
Dickskin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. The Terror Of The Island manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Terror Of The Island throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickskin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Terror Of The Island fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickskin manages to avoid it.
Dickskin was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
The Terror Of The Island lands with a straight right. Dickskin didn't see that one coming.
Dickskin misses with a wild combination.
The Terror Of The Island looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The Terror Of The Island has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Dickskin walks into a left hand.
Dickskin paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Good exchange - The Terror Of The Island coming out on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Terror Of The Island manages to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickskin jabs The Terror Of The Island right on the nose. The Terror Of The Island blinks but takes it well.
Dickskin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Terror Of The Island misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin staying out of range there.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickskin doesn't seem bothered though.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin works The Terror Of The Island's body with a nice hook.
The Terror Of The Island keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Terror Of The Island misses with a right hand
and Dickskin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dickskin works over The Terror Of The Island's head and body with a nice combination.

It looks like Kromog The Terror Of The Island has been cut.
Dickskin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Terror Of The Island connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Dickskin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Dickskin drives through and clinches with The Terror Of The Island against the cage.
The Terror Of The Island throws a head punch that misses.
The Terror Of The Island lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from The Terror Of The Island fails to land.
Dickskin tries a body shot but The Terror Of The Island blocks it.
The Terror Of The Island blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island blocking some punches.
The Terror Of The Island works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
The Terror Of The Island lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dickskin backwards.
The Terror Of The Island slowing the pace effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Terror Of The Island swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Dickskin rushes The Terror Of The Island and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dickskin lands a right hand.
Dickskin pushes The Terror Of The Island back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickskin lands a body shot in the clinch.
Dickskin working aggressively here.
The Terror Of The Island tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The Terror Of The Island.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Terror Of The Island taking a breather.
A short right from Dickskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kromog The Terror Of The Island dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kromog The Terror Of The Island's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Terror Of The Island uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dickskin.
The Terror Of The Island throws a lazy right hand but Dickskin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Terror Of The Island throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Dickskin misses with a right hand
and The Terror Of The Island cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dickskin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Terror Of The Island throws a body punch but Dickskin moves out of range.
The Terror Of The Island waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickskin.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickskin just misses with a punch to the body.
The Terror Of The Island throws out a counter right but Dickskin avoids it with no problem.
Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Terror Of The Island.
The Terror Of The Island scores with a jab. Dickskin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Terror Of The Island jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Terror Of The Island lands with an uppercut that bounces Dickskin off the cage and back into range.
Dickskin fails to land with a series of punches.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Terror Of The Island changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dickskin is looking to wear down The Terror Of The Island with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Terror Of The Island throws an overhand right that lands on Dickskin's shoulder, as Dickskin tries to avoid the shot.
Dickskin throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Terror Of The Island thuds a left hand into Dickskin's body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Terror Of The Island.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from The Terror Of The Island misses the target.
Dickskin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Terror Of The Island jabs at Dickskin's body.
Dickskin gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! The Terror Of The Island gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kromog The Terror Of The Island!