PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Danny Gold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wiener Wacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gold comes into the arena with Can't Be Touched blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gold
vs
Wacker

188 cm
30
200 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

180 cm
28
187 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Danny Gold!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wiener Wacker!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Steve Montenegro and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wacker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Gold counter with a right hand.
Wacker fails with a takedown attempt.
Wacker darts in looking for a takedown but Gold gets double underhooks and turns Wacker into the cage.
Danny Gold has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Wiener Wacker.

Wacker is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Gold's half guard.
Wacker is looking to advance position but Gold won't allow it.

Wacker wants to work for an arm triangle but Gold is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Wacker wants to work for an arm triangle but Gold is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gold wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wacker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Gold has managed to free his arm - good work.
Gold is refusing to be controlled, as Wacker sits in half guard.
Wacker trying to pass the guard but Gold defending well.
Wacker passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Gold!
Gold avoids a series of strikes thrown by Wacker.
Gold trying desperately to get to his feet.

Wacker swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Gold is now in Wacker's guard. A big mistake from Wacker there, giving up the dominant position!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wacker looking for a sweep. Not yet Wacker, not yet.
Wacker looking to control.

Gold got a little sloppy there for a moment and Wacker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Gold has managed to get both his arms back between Wacker's legs - danger averted.
Wacker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Wacker is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

Wacker looking for a guillotine here but Gold defends easily.

Wacker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Gold avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Gold knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wacker on the ground.

Gold avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wacker working for a triangle but Gold defends it easily.
Wacker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Gold manages to get himself to full guard.

Wacker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Gold is keeping the position for now.
Wacker forces his way into half guard.
Gold is in trouble now - Wacker has advanced to mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wacker is looking to work his way around to Gold's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Gold wants to try and get back to his feet.
Wacker tries to control but Gold wriggling away.

Wacker looking for a guillotine from mount but Gold is having none of it.

Wacker moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Gold has worked his arm free - good work by Gold!
Wacker tries to move to mount but Gold blocks the move with his legs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Wacker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Gold, who protects the arm well.
Wacker has knee on belly and moves into mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wiener Wacker dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Gold is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wacker.
Wacker staying out of range there.
Wacker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Wacker decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Wacker prevents Gold from standing back up.

Wacker is looking for a kimura but Gold is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wacker to get the leverage.
Gold is staying active underneath Wacker, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Gold pushes Wacker off looking to stand but Wacker dives back in and keeps control.
Wacker trying to control the action but Gold is working from the bottom.

Wacker seems to be looking for submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wacker throwing shots but Gold is blocking nicely.
Gold is trying to stand back up but Wacker is controlling him

Wacker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gold sees it coming and defends easily.
Wacker is keen to just control but Gold is a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wacker is looking for a kimura but Gold is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Wacker to get the leverage.

Wacker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Gold pushes Wacker off, looking to escape but Wacker dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Gold is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wiener Wacker!
In defeat, Danny Gold stepped up to the mic, saying 'I want a rematch!'.