PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cheeky Twat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stig Berg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Twat
vs
Berg

165 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

202 cm
18
286 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Cheeky Twat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Stig Berg!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Thiago Cunha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Twat rushes Berg and presses him up against the cage.
Twat could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Berg lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Berg stops a takedown attempt from Twat.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Berg.
Twat stalling in the clinch.
Berg lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Berg.
Twat tries to pull guard but Berg forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Berg lands with a short shot to the head.
Berg swings wildly with an uppercut but Twat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Berg makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Twat looking to stall.
Twat misses with a body punch.
Berg lands a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Twat.
Berg scores with a nice hook to the head.
Twat is breathing heavily.
Berg lands a left hand that snaps the head of Twat backwards.

Twat is rocked!
Twat blocks an uppercut.
Oh Twat is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Berg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Twat.
Berg has a couple of punches blocked by Twat.
Berg misses with some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
Berg throws a punch but it's blocked by Twat.
Berg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Berg has a couple of punches blocked by Twat.
A head punch on the inside from Berg fails to land.
Twat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Berg fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
A head punch on the inside from Berg fails to land.
Twat blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
Berg misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
Berg throws a punch but it's blocked by Twat.
Twat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Berg misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Twat.
Berg misses with some punches.
Berg has a couple of punches blocked by Twat.
Berg swings wildly with an uppercut but Twat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Berg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Berg throws a head punch that misses.
Twat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Berg lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Twat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Berg throws a punch but it's blocked by Twat.
Twat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Berg swings wildly with an uppercut but Twat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Berg misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Twat.
Berg misses with a punch on the inside.
Twat blocks an uppercut.
Berg throws a head punch that misses.
Berg throws a punch but it's blocked by Twat.
Berg misses with some punches.
Berg misses with the head strike.
Berg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Berg misses with the head strike.
Berg misses with a hook from the clinch.
Berg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berg.
Berg misses with some punches.
Twat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Twat blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Berg fails to land.
Berg misses with some punches.
Berg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Berg working aggressively here.
Twat seems to have got his legs back now.
Twat drops down looking for an ankle pick but Berg pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cheeky Twat. That's going to take a lot out of him.
and Berg counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Twat! He's just covering up as Berg starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stig Berg!
A victorious Stig Berg thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.