PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Takeshi Naoki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sterling Archer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Archer is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone . I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Naoki
vs
Archer

182 cm
33
179 lbs
24 - 6 - 0

187 cm
27
190 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Takeshi Naoki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sterling Archer!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Archer lands a nice looking kick to the body. Naoki takes a step back to recover.
Archer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Archer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Naoki is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Naoki misses with a kick to the body.
Archer just misses with a punch to the body.
Archer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Naoki was well out of range. Poor timing from Archer.
Naoki throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Archer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Archer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Naoki.
Naoki lands a jab to the head.
A clash of legs there as Naoki blocks the low kick.
Naoki appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Archer lands a high kick!

It looks like Takeshi Naoki has been cut.
Archer misses with a body kick.
Archer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Sterling Archer has been cut.
Archer tries a head kick but it misses.
Naoki appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Archer avoids the head kick by Naoki.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No joy there for Archer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A quick step to the side and Naoki tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Archer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naoki lands a jab to Archer's midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naoki shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sterling Archer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Archer swinging wildly here.
Archer blocks a head kick by Naoki.
Archer is trying to counter with his kicks.
A head kick by Naoki misses
and Archer counters with a nice uppercut.
Nice uppercut there from Naoki.
Naoki misses the jab.
Archer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Naoki throws a jab but it's blocked by Archer.
Archer looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Naoki bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Naoki throws a body kick that misses.
Archer appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Naoki looks to throw the jab but Archer is out of range.
Naoki moves out of range of the body kick.
Archer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Naoki - that will leave a mark!
Naoki scores with a spinning back kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Archer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Naoki.
Naoki has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Coffee Shop in the buildup to the fight.
Archer throws a sloppy head kick and Naoki moves out of range easily.
Naoki with a jab.
Naoki lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Archer throws a nice head kick!
Archer scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Naoki scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Naoki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Naoki misses with a kick to the body
and Archer makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Naoki really felt that one!
Archer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Naoki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Naoki lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Archer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Archer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Archer slips a jab and a cross from Naoki.
Naoki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Archer.
Naoki misses with a shot to the body
and Archer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naoki looks for the body kick but Archer saw that one coming.
Archer misses with the combination.
A punch lands to the side of Archer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Naoki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Archer.
Archer shapes to counter with a head kick.
Archer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Naoki rather than just go for the knockout.
Naoki lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Archer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Naoki blocks a head kick by Archer.
Naoki fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Archer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Naoki lands a two punch combo.
Archer lands a front kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Archer.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Naoki stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Naoki fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Archer misses the shot to the body.
Naoki connects with a good right hand that stumbles Archer. Archer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Archer is rocked!
Naoki connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Archer out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Takeshi Naoki!
Takeshi Naoki thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Sterling Archer spoke after the fight, saying 'Wait, ... What?'.