PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thomas Watson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Anderson
vs
Watson

180 cm
39
184 lbs
31 - 20 - 3

179 cm
43
175 lbs
28 - 16 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 20 - 3, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Thomas Watson!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson lands a nice hook to Watson's body. Watson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Watson throws a leg kick

and Anderson counters with a takedown into side control.
Watson is looking to reverse the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson scores with punches from side control.
Watson is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Watson managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Anderson.
Watson is looking for a sweep.
Watson dodges the ground and pound from Anderson.
Anderson is working Watson over with some ground and pound from side control.

Anderson tries for a kimura but Watson is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Watson is not content to let Anderson control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Watson is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Anderson creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Watson sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Watson is trying to improve his position.
Anderson cracks Watson with a big elbow.
Watson struggling a bit here.
Anderson is looking to take a break and control but Watson is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Watson tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Anderson cracks Watson with a big right hand but Watson just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Anderson lands a nice forearm strike.

Watson is rocked!

It looks like Thomas Watson has been cut.
Anderson creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Watson is still in real trouble! Can Anderson finish him?
Anderson working the head with strikes.
A big shot lands for Anderson! That's hurt Watson! Will he recover? Anderson fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Anderson!
An out of breath Turd Anderson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.