PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Orpo Jokinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jokinen comes to the ring accompanied by Are You Dead Yet? by Children of Bodom. The crowd seem to be enjoying Hjelmslev's choice of entrance music: I Touch Myself. Ragnar Hjelmslev looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Jokinen
vs
Hjelmslev

175 cm
35
180 lbs
23 - 17 - 0

182 cm
41
180 lbs
23 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orpo Jokinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Eliza Hachem and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hjelmslev throws a sloppy head kick and Jokinen moves out of range easily.
Good leg kick by Jokinen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hjelmslev throws a leg kick but Jokinen checks it.
Jokinen scores with a jab.
Hjelmslev scores with a hook to the body. Jokinen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hjelmslev takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A jab from Hjelmslev does it's job there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hjelmslev misses with a lunging right hand
and Jokinen counters with a nice body shot.
Hjelmslev jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jokinen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hjelmslev.
Hjelmslev digs a good body shot into Jokinen's ribs.
Jokinen ducks under a wild hook from Hjelmslev.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hjelmslev loads up on a big right hand but Jokinen slips the punch.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Hjelmslev crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jokinen - the referee stops the clock and Hjelmslev gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jokinen. Hjelmslev manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hjelmslev looks winded!
Jokinen scores with the left hand. Hjelmslev knows he should have avoided that one.
Hjelmslev misses the body punch
and Jokinen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jokinen scores with a shot to the body.
Hjelmslev walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Hjelmslev is rocked!
Jokinen lands a body shot.
Hjelmslev is still on wobbly legs! Can Jokinen finish him?
Jokinen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hjelmslev seems to have recovered his senses.
Jokinen lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Hjelmslev falls backwards - clearly groggy! Jokinen dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orpo Jokinen!
An out of breath Orpo Jokinen thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Ragnar Hjelmslev had this to say: 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.