PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Earnest Abe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tigran Badoyan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Abe comes to the cage accompanied by Uncle Sam Goddamn. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Abe
vs
Badoyan

200 cm
41
283 lbs
33 - 27 - 0

209 cm
34
264 lbs
31 - 25 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Earnest Abe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tigran Badoyan!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Abe clinches.
Badoyan has had enough of the clinch but Abe keeps him there for the moment.
Badoyan blocking some punches.

Badoyan breaks from the clinch.

Abe forces Badoyan back against the cage and clinches.

Badoyan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Abe pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Abe closes the distance and clinches.
Abe lands with a short head shot on the inside.

It looks like Tigran Badoyan has been cut.
Badoyan has had enough of the clinch but Abe keeps him there for the moment.
Abe is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A short uppercut from Abe.

Badoyan breaks the clinch.

Abe closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Abe.
Badoyan misses with the head strike.
Abe swings wildly with an uppercut but Badoyan uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Badoyan breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Abe tries to clinch but Badoyan moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Badoyan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Abe defends it nicely.
Abe moves to clinch but Badoyan breaks away
and Badoyan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Badoyan throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Abe tries to clinch but Badoyan is having none of it.
Badoyan appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Badoyan fails to land the takedown.
Earnest Abe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tigran Badoyan.
Abe throws a left and a right that both miss
and Badoyan counters with a nice low kick that buckles Abe's knee momentarily.
Abe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Badoyan paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Badoyan gets a double leg takedown into Abe's guard.

Abe kicks Badoyan off and gets to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Badoyan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Abe's head backwards.
Badoyan throws a push kick but Abe slaps the foot to one side.
Badoyan lands a nice looking kick to the body. Abe takes a step back to recover.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abe throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sloppy strikes from Badoyan. Those never looked like landing.
A slapping body kick lands there for Badoyan.
Abe is breathing heavily.
Badoyan fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Badoyan connects with a leg kick. Abe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Badoyan with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Badoyan shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Badoyan looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Badoyan working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Badoyan seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Badoyan missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Badoyan controlling the pace.
Abe looks like he's trying to stand up.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Abe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Badoyan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Badoyan throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Badoyan throws a head kick that misses.
Abe fails with an attempt to clinch.
Badoyan throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Abe wants to clinch up but Badoyan keeps it at a distance.

Badoyan looking to score a takedown here. Abe is defending well but Badoyan drives through and ends up in Abe's guard.
Badoyan showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Badoyan won't allow Abe to get back to his feet.

Badoyan decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tigran Badoyan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tigran Badoyan's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Abe fails to land with a series of punches.
Badoyan explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Abe wants to clinch.
Badoyan looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Badoyan shoots in for a takedown but Abe shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Abe lands with a nice combination. Badoyan backs away looking to recover.
Badoyan tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Abe defends well and Badoyan ends up having to push Abe into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.

Abe clinches up with Badoyan and pushes him back against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Abe lands a right hand that snaps the head of Badoyan backwards.
Abe prevents a takedown attempt there.
Earnest Abe has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tigran Badoyan.
Badoyan is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Abe is defending well.
Abe stalling against the cage.
Badoyan blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abe prevents a body shot from Badoyan.
Badoyan wants a takedown.
Badoyan tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Abe just stands there and leans against the cage.

Badoyan breaks from the clinch.
Abe tries to clinch up.
Abe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Badoyan throws a wild hook but Abe just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Badoyan gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - Abe raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Earnest Abe!
A very excited looking Earnest Abe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.