PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zee Snore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Thundercunt
vs
Snore

195 cm
26
255 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

192 cm
19
255 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Zee Snore!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snore's corner calls for a 1-2. Snore obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a right hand

and Snore counters with a nice right hand that sends Thundercunt toppling to the canvas! Thundercunt scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Snore finish him?!

Thundercunt is rocked!
Snore's coach down at Highland CT & Spar was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Snore's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Snore comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Thundercunt falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Thundercunt was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zee Snore!