PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Sibirian Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Devito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Giant
vs
Devito

194 cm
26
248 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
25
254 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Very quick

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sibirian Giant!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Danny Devito!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Devito throws a half hearted mid kick.
Giant appears to be looking for a big counter.
Giant throws a leg kick which misses Devito's front leg but catches the back leg as Devito tries to avoid it.
Giant tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Devito takes the fight into the clinch.
Devito looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Devito wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Giant scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Giant lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant lands a hook to the side of the head.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Devito tries to circle away but Giant has him pinned against the ropes.
Giant gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Giant lands with a right to the head.
Giant misses with an elbow over the top.
A nice right hand lands inside from Giant.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Devito.
A head punch on the inside from Giant fails to land.
Devito working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Devito is trying to break free.
Our sources have told us that Giant has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Devito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Devito wants to break the clinch but can't.
Devito wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Giant misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Giant lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Giant struggles to land a body shot inside as Devito controls his hands.
Devito wants to get back to striking at distance but Giant won't allow it.
Giant lands a nice elbow.
Devito wants to break free but Giant has control.
Giant tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Giant prevents Devito from breaking the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Giant.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Giant lands a right hand that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant lands a hook to the side of the head.
Giant unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Giant throws a head punch that misses.
Devito wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Devito looking to stall.
Giant lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Giant lands a hook that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Devito is looking to break free of the clinch but Giant has double underhooks.
Devito has a couple of punches blocked by Giant.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Devito wants to get back to striking at distance but Giant won't allow it.
Giant lands an elbow inside that Devito shrugs off.
Giant works on Devito's body with a couple of short punches.
A body shot lands from Giant.
Devito takes an elbow to the temple.
Good body shot from Giant.
A nice right hand lands inside from Giant.
Giant comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Giant lands a right hand that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant lands a right hand.
Giant unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Devito wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nice elbow from Giant.
A knee to the head by Giant.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Giant.
Giant working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Devito.
Giant lands with a right to the head.
Giant lands a left hand.
Giant lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant lands an uppercut.
Giant lands an elbow inside.
Giant lands with a left to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Giant.
Still in the clinch, Giant scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Giant.
Giant misses with a punch on the inside.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Devito tries to circle away but Giant has him pinned against the ropes.
Giant misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Giant.
Giant lands a damaging elbow.
Giant has a couple of punches blocked by Devito.
A head punch on the inside from Giant fails to land.
Giant blocks an uppercut.
Devito can't break the clinch.
Giant misses with some punches.
Giant creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Devito's defenses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Giant.
Giant misses with a punch on the inside.
Giant lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Giant lands with a right to the head.
Giant swings wildly with an uppercut but Devito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Devito lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Giant has a couple of punches blocked by Devito.
Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Devito working hard to break the clinch.
Devito tries to stall but Giant uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sibirian Giant dominated that round.
That's time! Giant's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Devito clinches up against the ropes.
Devito takes a knee right on the jaw!
Devito blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Devito breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A head kick misses from Giant.
Devito takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Giant uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Devito.
Giant misses with a head kick.

Giant clinches.

Devito breaks from the clinch.
Sibirian Giant is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Devito rushes Giant and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Giant lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Giant misses with the head strike.
Devito blocks an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Devito's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Giant crunches a lovely knee into Devito's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Giant misses with a short punch on the inside.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Giant creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Giant is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Devito can do to turn this around?
Giant working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Giant lands an uppercut.
Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.

Devito breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Giant has taken the fight to the clinch.

Devito manages to break the clinch.

Devito closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Giant is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Devito is keeping busy.
Giant lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Devito breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Devito misses with a series of wild punches.
Giant blocks a head kick by Devito.
Devito connects with the punch.

It looks like Sibirian Giant has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Giant fails with an attempt to clinch.
Danny Devito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Giant takes the fight into the clinch.
Giant lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Devito takes a knee to the side of the body.
Devito is breathing heavily.
Giant fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Devito blocks an uppercut.
Giant scores a nice knee to the body.
Giant stalling in the clinch.
Giant lands with a light punch inside.
Nice elbow from Giant.
Giant lands a hook to the side of the head.
Devito is looking to break free of the clinch but Giant has double underhooks.
Giant comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Giant lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant scores with a shot to the side of Devito's head.
Giant working aggressively here.
Giant can't find room to land a body shot as Devito controls the action.
Devito takes an elbow to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Devito is trying to break the clinch but Giant has him pressed against the ropes.
Devito using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Giant has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Giant is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Giant scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Giant lands a hook that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Giant lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Devito's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Giant swings wildly with an uppercut but Devito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Devito is looking to break free of the clinch but Giant has double underhooks.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
Devito takes a shot to the head.
Nice elbow from Giant.
Giant lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Devito blocks a body shot from Giant.
Devito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Devito escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Devito tries to bum rush Giant with a series of wild strikes but Giant uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
As Devito looks to move away, Giant throws a big counter combo but Devito just gets out of the way.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giant scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Giant.
A nice left hand lands by Giant.
Giant prevents a body shot from Devito.
Giant lands with a left to the head.
Sibirian Giant has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Giant.
Giant working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Giant lands a right hand.
Giant misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Giant misses with a punch on the inside.
Giant tries to stall but Devito uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Giant lands a hook that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Devito is looking to control Giant's arms but Giant gets an underhook and turns him. Now Devito has his back to the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sibirian Giant dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sibirian Giant's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Devito looks to land a left hand but Giant moved out of range nicely.
Giant moves out of range as Devito strikes.
Devito swats away the attempt to clinch by Giant.

Giant has closed the distance and engaged Devito in a clinch.
Devito prevents a body shot from Giant.
Giant lands with a left to the head.
Giant gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Devito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Giant fails to land.
Devito blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Giant lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Giant.
Giant lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Devito's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Giant rushes Devito and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Giant fails to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Giant misses with some punches.
Giant lands an elbow that stopped Devito in his tracks for a moment.
Giant misses with a hook to the ribs.
Giant throws a punch but it's blocked by Devito.
Giant gets through Devito's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Giant.
A frustrated look appears on Devito's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Devito breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Devito clinches up against the ropes.
Giant working aggressively here.
Giant lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Giant misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Giant.
Still in the clinch, Giant scores with a nice short uppercut.

Devito pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Giant has taken the fight to the clinch.
Giant lands with a short shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Devito is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Devito blocking some punches.
Giant lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Devito is trying to break the clinch but Giant is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Giant.
Giant misses with a short punch on the inside.
Giant lands an elbow inside that Devito shrugs off.
Giant lands a right hand that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Giant landing knees to the head.
Giant blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Devito tries to break the clinch but Giant is controlling the position.
Devito misses with some punches.
Devito is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Giant lands a hook to the side of the head.
Giant has a couple of punches blocked by Devito.
Giant fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Giant misses with some punches.
Giant lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Giant lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Devito backwards.
Devito blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Giant landing knees to the body.
Giant lands a nice elbow.
Giant lands a hook to the side of the head.
Giant gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Giant keeps control of Devito as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Giant misses with the head strike.
Giant with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Giant misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Giant.
A frustrated look appears on Devito's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Giant lands a nice elbow.
The fighters are pressed against the ropes, as the pace of the fight slows.
Giant throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Devito wants to break the clinch but can't.
Giant swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Devito prevents a body shot from Giant.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Devito.
Giant prevents Devito from breaking the clinch.
Giant misses with a punch on the inside.
Devito wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A shot in the inside from Giant.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Giant looking to slow down the pace here.
Devito fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Devito blocks an uppercut.
Giant connects with a knee to the head.
Giant lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Devito blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Devito's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Danny Devito has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sibirian Giant is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Devito takes an elbow to the forehead.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sibirian Giant showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Giant, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight for Sibirian Giant!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Sibirian Giant!
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight for Sibirian Giant!

Sibirian Giant wins by unanimous decision!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Sibirian Giant made sure he mentioned Sully's Bar & Grill, along with how happy he was to win his fight.