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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Trumps Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alessandro Cerqueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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Excellent MT
Good chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Trumps Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alessandro Cerqueira!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Cerqueira.
A big left from Cerqueira misses.
Cerqueira avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cerqueira appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Thundercunt misses with a leg kick
and Cerqueira counters with a straight right hand.
Thundercunt attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cerqueira moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Cerqueira slips a straight right by Thundercunt.
Cerqueira scores with a decent looking hook.
Cerqueira has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cerqueira chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Cerqueira misses the shot to the body.
Cerqueira fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Cerqueira connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Thundercunt scrambles back to his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cerqueira, right into the meat.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Cerqueira.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cerqueira misses with a jab to the body
and Cerqueira takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the body kick from Cerqueira.
Thundercunt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cerqueira counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt thumps Cerqueira with a low kick.
Thundercunt looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Thundercunt looks to throw a body kick
letting Cerqueira counter with a right hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Thundercunt. That's going to slow Cerqueira down.
Cerqueira looks to throw a body kick
and Thundercunt cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A left lands for Thundercunt.
It looks like Alessandro Cerqueira has been cut.
Cerqueira looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
A clash of legs there as Thundercunt blocks the low kick.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the strikes.
Cerqueira lands a nice shot to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cerqueira. Thundercunt shrugs it off though.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cerqueira.
Thundercunt throws a sloppy head kick and Cerqueira moves out of range easily.
Cerqueira tries a quick counter leg kick but Thundercunt is wise to it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cerqueira's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Thundercunt connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Cerqueira scrambles back to his feet.
Jab from Cerqueira.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.
Thundercunt takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cerqueira tries to land a leg kick but Thundercunt saw it coming and moves away.
Cerqueira moves out of range as Thundercunt strikes.
Thundercunt keeps Cerqueira at a distance using the push kick.
Cerqueira tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Cerqueira.
Cerqueira misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
And Thundercunt counters with a quick kick to the body but Cerqueira blocks it.
A big left from Cerqueira misses.
Thundercunt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Cerqueira just manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt throws a front kick aimed at Cerqueira's knee but Cerqueira avoids it well.
Thundercunt with a nice cross.
A solid leg kick lands there for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Thundercunt checks the leg kick nicely there.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cerqueira blocks a low kick nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cerqueira.
Thundercunt fires out a quick counter leg kick but Cerqueira just manages to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cerqueira cracks Thundercunt with an open hand slap.
Thundercunt avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cerqueira moves out of range as Thundercunt throws a body kick.
Cerqueira tries a low kick but Thundercunt avoids it.
Cerqueira keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Cerqueira lands a jab to Thundercunt's midsection.
Thundercunt swings widly with a right hand
and Cerqueira counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Thundercunt checks a low kick from Cerqueira.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt thumps Cerqueira with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice shot by Cerqueira.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cerqueira lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cerqueira punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cerqueira throws a head kick that misses
and Thundercunt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a head kick. Cerqueira tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cerqueira.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cerqueira.
Thundercunt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A nice side step and Cerqueira releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Thundercunt is looking to land body kicks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Cerqueira.
Cerqueira walks into a jab.
Thundercunt tries to score with a low kick but Cerqueira moves his leg out of the way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Alessandro Cerqueira will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Alessandro Cerqueira's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Cerqueira connects with a nice looking jab.
The fighters circling - Cerqueira throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Cerqueira swats away the attempt to clinch by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt motions for Cerqueira to come forward. Thundercunt throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Cerqueira can pounce on him.
Cerqueira throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cerqueira blocks the body kick.
Thundercunt throws a lazy head kick
and Cerqueira counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Thundercunt is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cerqueira lands a nice looking body kick.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cerqueira's head backwards.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Cerqueira finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice shot by Thundercunt.
Alessandro Cerqueira seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Thundercunt throws a wild body kick that Cerqueira sees coming a mile off.
Cerqueira misses with a body shot.
Cerqueira takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Thundercunt tries to clinch
and Cerqueira cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Thundercunt has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Thundercunt there as he acknowledges the shot.
A low kick from Thundercunt misses
and Cerqueira counters with a low kick, right behind Thundercunt 's knee.
Cerqueira misses with a combination
and Thundercunt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cerqueira throws a jab but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt wants to clinch.
Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Cerqueira's body. Cerqueira takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cerqueira ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Cerqueira misses with a low kick as Thundercunt jumps back.
Thundercunt misses with a kick to the body.
Cerqueira misses with a body kick.
Thundercunt looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cerqueira misses with a leg kick
and Thundercunt counters with a slapping leg kick.
Thundercunt rushes Cerqueira and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Thundercunt works on Cerqueira's body with a couple of short punches.
Thundercunt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Cerqueira controls his hands.
Cerqueira blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Cerqueira misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cerqueira.
Cerqueira swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cerqueira.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Cerqueira goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cerqueira misses with a body punch.
Cerqueira has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Cerqueira misses with a knee strike.
Cerqueira blocking some punches.
Cerqueira using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Thundercunt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cerqueira creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Cerqueira.
Cerqueira misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Cerqueira.
Thundercunt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cerqueira backwards.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Cerqueira.
Cerqueira tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Cerqueira misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Cerqueira avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the ropes.
Cerqueira lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Cerqueira blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cerqueira misses with some punches.
Cerqueira blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cerqueira blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cerqueira.
Cerqueira swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Cerqueira blocking some punches.
Cerqueira breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheers as Cerqueira lands an impressive looking overhand right. Thundercunt doesn't seem phased though.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Alessandro Cerqueira will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Alessandro Cerqueira's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Cerqueira sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thundercunt moves out of range of the body kick.
Thundercunt checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cerqueira avoids a kick to the body.
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cerqueira scoring well with a low kick there.
Thundercunt swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cerqueira.
Cerqueira tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt feinted there with a counter leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cerqueira takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt lands a head shot.
Cerqueira misses with a low kick.
Thundercunt looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Cerqueira misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Thundercunt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Cerqueira feints a counter leg kick.
Cerqueira misses with a few strikes there.
Cerqueira tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Thundercunt throws a lazy right hand but Cerqueira sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It seemed like Cerqueira was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Thundercunt throws a shot from downtown. Cerqueira moves away and avoids it.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Cerqueira throws a body kick.
Cerqueira lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Thundercunt fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Thundercunt throws a low kick but Cerqueira moves out of range easily.
Cerqueira misses with a hook.
Thundercunt misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cerqueira's head.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
Cerqueira stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Thundercunt pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Trumps Thundercunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cerqueira lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cerqueira tried to score with a low kick but Thundercunt checks it.
Thundercunt throws a low kick, looking for Cerqueira's leg but Cerqueira calmly moves out of range.
Cerqueira only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Cerqueira closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cerqueira throws a sloppy head kick and Thundercunt moves out of range easily.
Thundercunt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cerqueira takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Thundercunt throws a good cross that connects.
Thundercunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cerqueira at a distance.
Thundercunt misses the jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Thundercunt.
Cerqueira throws a lazy body kick
and Thundercunt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Cerqueira is out of range.
Thundercunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cerqueira thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thundercunt!
Thundercunt drops his hands momentarily and Cerqueira takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cerqueira throws a chopping leg kick but Thundercunt manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Thundercunt thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cerqueira if he has to take too many more of those.
Thundercunt cracks Cerqueira with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Danga de danga de dang - Thundercunt scores with a four punch combination!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cerqueira lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Thundercunt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Thundercunt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Thundercunt throws out a head kick that Cerqueira doesn't see coming - it connects and sends Cerqueira crashing to the mat face first! He's bounced up to his knees and is scrambling to get back to his feet and beat the count. He's up on 5 but still looks a bit groggy; will the referee allow it to continue??? He's taking a good look into Cerqueira's eyes and has decided to let it go on!
Cerqueira is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cerqueira is looking to land body kicks.
Cerqueira is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
Cerqueira slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cerqueira seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters circling - Cerqueira throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Thundercunt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Cerqueira is looking to slow Thundercunt down with leg kicks.
Cerqueira misses with a head kick.
A punch lands to the side of Cerqueira 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That has opened up Alessandro Cerqueira's cut even more.
Cerqueira fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Good work by Cerqueira as he checks the leg kick.
Alessandro Cerqueira is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cerqueira lands a nice looking body kick.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cerqueira lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cerqueira uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thundercunt.
Cerqueira throws out a counter right but Thundercunt avoids it with no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thundercunt looks for the body kick but Cerqueira saw that one coming.
Cerqueira throws the kick towards the body but Thundercunt avoids it.
Cerqueira lands with a nice combination. Thundercunt backs away looking to recover.
And that's the end of the fight!
Trumps Thundercunt showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Cerqueira has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 28:28
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Trumps Thundercunt!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Trumps Thundercunt waved his t-shirt featuring Sully's Bar & Grill's logo in front of the cameras.
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