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Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Mister Average (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dale La Grande (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). La Grande has chosen What are you waiting FOR! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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145 lbs
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143 lbs
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mister Average!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dale La Grande!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Average swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Average throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Average throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by La Grande.
La Grande has Average up against the ropes in a clinch.
La Grande connects with a knee to the head.
Average struggles to land a body shot inside as La Grande controls his hands.
Average working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Average tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
La Grande blocks a body shot from Average.
Average looking to slow down the pace here.
La Grande is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Average is defending well for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Average swings away with an uppercut that misses.
La Grande tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
La Grande lands a nice elbow.
Average on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
La Grande looks to throw an elbow but misses.
La Grande with a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Average misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A knee to the head by La Grande.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
La Grande lands a damaging elbow.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
Average dodges an elbow strike from La Grande.
Average misses with the head strike.
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
Average manages to break the clinch.
Dale La Grande is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
La Grande instigates a clinch.
La Grande creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Average's defenses.
Average tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
La Grande lands an elbow that stopped Average in his tracks for a moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Average tries to throw a body punch but La Grande avoids it by throwing Average back against the ropes.
La Grande misses with an elbow strike.
La Grande with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Average takes a knee to the side of the body.
La Grande lands an elbow inside that Average shrugs off.
La Grande is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Average is defending well for now.
La Grande landing knees to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Average working aggressively here.
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
La Grande lands an elbow inside.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
A head punch blocked on the inside by La Grande.
La Grande pushes off an throws an elbow but Average leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
La Grande pushes off an throws an elbow but Average leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Average misses with some punches.
Average takes a knee right on the jaw!
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
Average scores with a shot to the side of La Grande's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Average.
Average tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the ropes, La Grande throws an elbow but misses.
A short uppercut from Average.
La Grande lands a damaging elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
La Grande lands a knee to the body.
Average swings wildly with an uppercut but La Grande uses good head movement to avoid it.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
La Grande lands a damaging elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dale La Grande dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
La Grande tries to close the distance and clinch but Average swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
La Grande rushes Average and presses him up against the ropes.
La Grande has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
La Grande prevents a body shot from Average.
La Grande lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the ropes, La Grande throws an elbow but misses.
La Grande comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A head punch blocked on the inside by La Grande.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
Average struggles to land a body shot inside as La Grande controls his hands.
With the fighters up against the ropes, La Grande throws an elbow but misses.
La Grande looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Average takes a knee to the side of the body.
Average blocks the elbow strike.
La Grande with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Average tries to throw a body punch but La Grande avoids it by throwing Average back against the ropes.
La Grande lands a nice elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
Average tries to throw a body punch but La Grande avoids it by throwing Average back against the ropes.
Average misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Knees to the body from La Grande.
Average lands with a light punch inside.
Average pushes La Grande back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Average takes an elbow to the temple.
La Grande has Average pressed against the ropes, preventing Average from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A knee to the head by La Grande.
Average takes an elbow to the temple.
Average escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Average misses with an attempted mid kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Average lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and La Grande has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from La Grande and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
La Grande pushes Average up against the ropes in a clinch.
La Grande putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Average in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
La Grande working Average over with knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Average tries a body shot but La Grande blocks it.
Average misses with a punch on the inside.
La Grande lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by La Grande.
Dale La Grande seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Average blocks the elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Average takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Mister Average has been cut.
La Grande throws an elbow that misses.
Average avoiding damage as La Grande throws knees to the body.
Average tries to throw a body punch but La Grande avoids it by throwing Average back against the ropes.
La Grande using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
Average misses with a hook to the ribs.
La Grande lands a knee to the body.
Average misses with some punches.
La Grande lands a damaging elbow.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Average.
Average takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Average struggles to land a body shot inside as La Grande controls his hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
La Grande scores with a knee to the head.
Average takes a knee to the side of the body.
La Grande lands a nice elbow.
La Grande trying to land knees to the body.
Average is looking to break free of the clinch but La Grande has double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dale La Grande showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mister Average's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
La Grande forces Average back against the ropes and clinches.
La Grande tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Average avoids it.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
La Grande lands a nice knee to the body.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
La Grande tries to land knees in the clinch but Average avoids the damage to the body.
Average avoiding damage as La Grande throws knees to the body.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
Average tries to work over La Grande's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
Average swings wildly with an uppercut but La Grande uses good head movement to avoid it.
Average on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
La Grande is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Average is defending well for now.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
Average takes an elbow to the temple.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
La Grande pushes off an throws an elbow but Average leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
La Grande landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Average doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Average blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Average misses with the head strike.
La Grande creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Average's defenses.
Knees to the body from La Grande.
La Grande unloads a knee to the mid-section. Average lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Average working aggressively here.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
La Grande lands an elbow inside that Average shrugs off.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
La Grande lands an elbow inside.
La Grande utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
La Grande lands a nice elbow.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
La Grande lands a damaging elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. La Grande obliges.
La Grande blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
La Grande lands a knee to the head.
Average blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Average lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
Average wants to stall.
Average tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
La Grande working Average over with knees to the body.
La Grande working Average over with knees to the body.
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
Average lands with a right to the head.
La Grande lands a good knee to the midsection. Average won't want to take too many of those.
Average is looking to break free of the clinch but La Grande has double underhooks.
Average on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
La Grande with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
La Grande tries a knee to the head but Average blocks it.
La Grande unloads a knee to the mid-section. Average lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
La Grande lands a knee to the head.
La Grande takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dale La Grande really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mister Average's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
La Grande pushes Average up against the ropes in a clinch.
Average misses with a punch on the inside.
La Grande comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
La Grande comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Average avoids the elbow strike from La Grande, against the ropes.
La Grande comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
La Grande pushes off an throws an elbow but Average leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by La Grande.
La Grande trying to land knees to the body.
La Grande blocks a body shot from Average.
Nice elbow from La Grande.
Average tries a body shot but La Grande blocks it.
La Grande lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Average scores with a shoulder strike.
La Grande landing knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Average fails to land.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, La Grande just misses with a elbow thrown towards Average's brow.
Average takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Average goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
La Grande landing knees to the head.
La Grande blocks a punch to the side of the head.
La Grande misses with a knee strike.
La Grande crunches a lovely knee into Average's ribcage.
La Grande lands an elbow just above Average 's eye.
La Grande blocks an uppercut.
Average goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Average blocks an elbow strike.
La Grande scores with a knee to the head.
La Grande creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Average takes an elbow to the forehead.
La Grande connects with a nasty looking knee right to Average's face.
Average can't find room to land a body shot as La Grande controls the action.
La Grande lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
La Grande blocking some punches.
Average misses with the head strike.
Average wants to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Average blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
La Grande blocking some punches.
La Grande lands a good knee to the midsection. Average won't want to take too many of those.
La Grande gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Average lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
La Grande is rocked!
Average cracks La Grande with a big uppercut, right up the middle and La Grande goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! La Grande wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Mister Average!
A relieved looking Mister Average thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Dale La Grande had this to say: 'Life's a BITCH!!!I mean a Beach...ohh and I will be back for the Title!'.
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FIGHT
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