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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bernie Vince (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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196 cm
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250 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bernie Vince!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Santiago Holmes and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vince misses with a looping left.
Vince misses with a head kick.
Vince takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Bernie Vince has been cut.
Vince looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Vince lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Vince throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
It looked like Thundercunt was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Vince scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vince uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Vince misses with a hook.
Vince throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vince instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Vince misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vince has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Vince misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vince blocking some punches.
A hook to the body from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt can't break the clinch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Vince uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vince's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Vince connects with a jab.
Vince thumps Thundercunt with a low kick.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Vince fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Vince ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot.
Nice cross by Vince.
Thundercunt misses with a kick to the body.
Vince tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thundercunt was well out of range. Poor timing from Vince.
Thundercunt is looking for a counter combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vince thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Thundercunt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vince slips under a jab from Thundercunt.
Vince throws a leg kick but Thundercunt sees it coming and moves out of range.
Thundercunt swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Vince.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Vince listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vince ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Vince throws a front kick aimed at Thundercunt's knee but Thundercunt avoids it well.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Vince.
Vince misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt tries to counter by clinching up but Vince breaks away and moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Vince. That snapped Thundercunt's head back.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Vince is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Vince.
Thundercunt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vince.
Thundercunt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vince stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vince misses with a low kick.
Vince tries a head kick but it misses.
Thundercunt is looking to counter punch.
Thundercunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vince throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Thundercunt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vince misses with an uppercut
and Thundercunt counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Thundercunt.
Vince blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Vince.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Vince tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vince swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vince looks winded!
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Vince's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Vince as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from Thundercunt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vince breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt throws out a powerful jab.
Vince clinches with his opponent.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vince swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Vince throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Vince tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vince is rocked!
Vince blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Vince is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Vince.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt manages to break the clinch.
Thundercunt connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Vince out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodericus Thundercunt!
Theodericus Thundercunt decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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