PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Don Fagaro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Fagaro
vs
WawaWeeeeewaaaa

180 cm
22
168 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

170 cm
24
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Don Fagaro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Chris Saunders and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fagaro thows a left - swing and a miss!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a hook. Fagaro ducked under it nicely.
Fagaro darts in looking for a takedown but WawaWeeeeewaaaa gets double underhooks and turns Fagaro into the cage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A combination from Fagaro does no damage.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with the left hand. Fagaro knows he should have avoided that one.

Fagaro is rocked!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oh Fagaro is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws an uppercut from hell that sends Fagaro clean off his feet! He's out cold! WawaWeeeeewaaaa stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
After winning the bout, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.