PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remi Highjack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Forclit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Highjack comes to the cage accompanied by The Outsider - A Perfect Circle. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Highjack
vs
Forclit

191 cm
26
205 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

195 cm
29
211 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
Hellbent

Sun-Tzu
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Remi Highjack!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Happy Forclit!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Forclit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Highjack has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Forclit scores with a punch to the head.
Forclit has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Highjack is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Remi Highjack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Highjack throws a leg kick which misses Forclit's front leg but catches the back leg as Forclit tries to avoid it.
Highjack keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheers as Highjack lands an impressive looking overhand right. Forclit doesn't seem phased though.

It looks like Happy Forclit has been cut.
Highjack misses with a wild body shot.
Highjack scores with a hook.
Highjack throws a nice looking combination but Forclit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Forclit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highjack throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Forclit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Highjack misses with a kick to the body.
Forclit ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A combination from Highjack does no damage.
Forclit flicks out a counter leg kick but Highjack steps away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Highjack throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Forclit is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Highjack with a body shot.
Highjack bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Remi Highjack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Highjack swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Forclit misses with a hook. Highjack ducked under it nicely.
Highjack appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Forclit throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Highjack stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Forclit scores with a body shot.
Highjack rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Forclit counters with a nice uppercut.
Forclit throws a jab when Highjack was well out of range.
Highjack is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Forclit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Forclit lands with a cross.
Forclit throws a body shot but no joy.
An attempted straight right counter from Highjack misses the target.
Highjack looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Forclit looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Highjack!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Forclit cracks Highjack with an elbow. That is naaassty.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Highjack struggling a bit here.
Forclit looks up at the clock and then as Highjack takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Forclit smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Forclit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Highjack is trying to control Forclit's posture but Forclit avoids it.
Forclit creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Highjack is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
Highjack is trying to control Forclit's posture but Forclit avoids it.
Highjack dodges the ground and pound from Forclit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Forclit wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Highjack, who protects the arm well.
An elbow from Forclit crashes against the mat.
Forclit is trying to ground and pound but Highjack uses the momentary lack of control by Forclit to regain half guard.
Ground and pound from Forclit.
Forclit is stalling here. Highjack is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Forclit seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Highjack has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Forclit tries to buck Highjack off but Highjack is having none of it.
Highjack trying to control the position but Forclit is working away.
Forclit sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Forclit looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Forclit manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Highjack got a little sloppy there for a moment and Forclit has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Highjack has managed to get both his arms back between Forclit's legs - danger averted.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Forclit working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Highjack doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Highjack manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Highjack works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Highjack is trying to control the action in half guard but Forclit is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Forclit wants to control but Highjack is keeping busy.
Forclit is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Highjack jumps into side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Forclit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Happy Forclit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Highjack throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Forclit is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Highjack with a body shot.
Forclit has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Highjack.
Highjack bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Forclit blocks the body kick.
Forclit lands a jab to the nose.
Forclit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Highjack has time to react.
Forclit misses with a body shot.
Forclit misses with a body kick.
Highjack throws a quick counter head kick but Forclit was just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highjack cracks the inside of Forclit's front leg.
Forclit missing with a left hand there. Highjack was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Highjack was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Highjack on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Forclit. Forclit obviously looking to wear him down.
Highjack swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Highjack avoids the body shot from Forclit.
Highjack pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Forclit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Highjack tries to land a body kick

and Forclit counters with a shoot takedown. Highjack fights it but they end up in guard.
Forclit loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Forclit trying to control but Highjack is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Forclit's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Forclit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Forclit throwing strikes from guard but Highjack blocks nicely.
Forclit throws a big right hand that misses.
Forclit postures up in Highjack's guard and throws a big left but Highjack blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Forclit lands a couple of digs.
Forclit trying to control but Highjack is working from the bottom.
Forclit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Highjack avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Forclit working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Forclit postures up in Highjack's guard and throws a big left but Highjack blocks it.
Forclit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Happy Forclit has got the better of the ground game so far.
Forclit in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Forclit makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Highjack trying to keep a closed guard but Forclit is proving a slippery customer.
Forclit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forclit throws an elbow that misses. Highjack uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Forclit's guard. Nice move by Highjack!

Highjack wants to control from the top but Forclit keeps moving.

Forclit has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Highjack can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Highjack preventing the sweep.

Forclit working for submissions but it's allowed Highjack to get to half guard.
Forclit is trying to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Forclit trying to get back to full guard but Highjack takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Highjack controlling from mount.
Forclit is wriggling around trying to escape.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Forclit wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Forclit is really stuck here.
Forclit turns into Highjack and is now in his guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Happy Forclit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Happy Forclit's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Forclit sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Highjack walks into a jab.
A head kick misses from Highjack.
Highjack throws a head kick that misses.
And Forclit tries to counter it with a takedown but Highjack pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Forclit moves out of range of the body kick.
Remi Highjack is winning the standup battle so far.
Forclit misses with a hook
and Highjack counters with a low kick, right behind Forclit 's knee.
Highjack lands with an overhand left.
Forclit uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Highjack throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Highjack throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Forclit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Forclit misses with a body shot.
It appears Highjack was looking to counter with a kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Forclit throws an off balance right hand
and Highjack counters with a three punch combo that has Forclit backing up. Forclit nods at Highjack to acknowledge the strikes.
Forclit loads up on a big right hand but Highjack slips the punch.
Highjack tries to work over Forclit's front leg with a kick but Forclit checks it.
It seemed like Forclit was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Forclit uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Highjack has time to react.
Forclit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Highjack throws out a loose jab but Forclit uses good head movement to avoid it.
Forclit throws out a counter right but Highjack avoids it with no problem.
Highjack does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Forclit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Highjack throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for Forclit.
Forclit connects with a good right hand that stumbles Highjack. Highjack circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A big right from Highjack misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Highjack misses with a hook. Forclit ducked under it nicely.
Forclit scores with a decent looking hook.

Highjack is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Forclit.
Forclit's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Highjack connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Forclit scrambles back to his feet.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Highjack.
A jab from Forclit misses.
And Highjack counters with a quick kick to the body but Forclit blocks it.
Highjack throws a head kick but Forclit moves out of range.
Forclit throws out a counter right but Highjack avoids it with no problem.
Forclit throws a lazy right hand but Highjack sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Highjack tried to score with a low kick but Forclit checks it.
Highjack fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Forclit throws a body kick that misses.
Forclit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forclit looks to throw the jab but Highjack is out of range.
Highjack misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Forclit to counter with a crisp jab.
Highjack takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Highjack looks to land a body kick but Forclit moved away.
A solid body kick from Forclit.
Forclit throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Highjack colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Forclit as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Highjack is left battered and dazed whilst Forclit and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Forclit!
Happy Forclit is the new light heavyweight champion!
A victorious Happy Forclit thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Remi Highjack spoke after the fight, saying 'Damn... I am disappointed in myself obviously but Sackett and Mr Clean are a helluva tea. Congrats you dish washing bastard.'.