PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Winston Gunn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Gunn
vs
Thundercunt

205 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Winston Gunn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Santiago Holmes and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gunn uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thundercunt.
Gunn cracks the inside of Thundercunt's front leg.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Gunn avoids it easily.
Thundercunt throws a big shot that misses.
Gunn throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Gunn drops down looking for a counter takedown but Thundercunt sprawls and moves away.
Thundercunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gunn.
Gunn keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Gunn moves away from the strike by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Gunn is out of range.
Thundercunt tries a head kick but it misses.
Theodericus Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gunn feints and then cracks Thundercunt's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Thundercunt down.
Gunn scores with a kick to the midsection.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gunn.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Gunn does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Thundercunt crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Gunn - the referee stops the clock and Thundercunt gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Gunn. Thundercunt manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gunn avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gunn throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thundercunt missing with a left hand there. Gunn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Gunn attempts a counter takedown but Thundercunt avoids it well and moves away.

Gunn has taken the fight to the clinch.
A body shot lands from Gunn.
Thundercunt stalling the fight.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gunn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gunn swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gunn.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gunn.
A short uppercut from Gunn.
Gunn throws a head punch that misses.
Gunn tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gunn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gunn throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gunn dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt blocks the elbow strike.
Thundercunt is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Thundercunt just leaning against Gunn, taking a breather.
A right hook to the body lands for Thundercunt.
Gunn is breathing heavily.
Gunn misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gunn blocking some punches.
Gunn takes a shot to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gunn blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gunn blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gunn blocking some punches.
Gunn blocks an uppercut.
Gunn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gunn tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Gunn back against the cage.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Gunn.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Gunn.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Gunn uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Gunn.
Gunn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gunn lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gunn takes a shot to the head.
Gunn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Thundercunt drops Gunn onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Gunn is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Gunn is rocked!
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and cracks Gunn with a massive left hook! Gunn crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Thundercunt stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Theodericus Thundercunt!