PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dagur Egilsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Dagur Egilsson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Chocula
vs
Egilsson

180 cm
27
155 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

176 cm
28
154 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Slaughterhouse Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Chocula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Dagur Egilsson!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocula lands a head shot.
Chocula lands with an uppercut that bounces Egilsson off the cage and back into range.
Egilsson misses with a body shot.
Chocula cracks Egilsson with an open hand slap.

Egilsson is rocked!
Chocula keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chocula seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Count Chocula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Chocula feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Egilsson sprawling to the canvas! Egilsson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Chocula finish him?!
Egilsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Chocula finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Egilsson tries a low kick but Chocula avoids it.

Chocula has closed the distance and engaged Egilsson in a clinch.
A short body shot lands from Chocula as the two fighters clinch.
Egilsson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A nice left hand lands by Chocula.
Chocula tries to throw a body punch but Egilsson avoids it by throwing Chocula back against the cage.
Chocula scores with a shot to the side of Egilsson's head.
A hook to the body from Chocula.
Chocula is working Egilsson over against the cage.
Egilsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chocula tries to throw a body punch but Egilsson avoids it by throwing Chocula back against the cage.
A short left from Chocula.
Chocula lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Egilsson or not.
Egilsson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chocula tries a body shot but Egilsson blocks it.
Egilsson wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chocula lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Egilsson is looking to break free of the clinch but Chocula has double underhooks.
A short right from Chocula on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egilsson takes a shot to the head.
Chocula presses Egilsson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Egilsson blocks an elbow strike from Chocula.
Chocula lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Egilsson or not.
Egilsson looks winded!
Chocula stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Nice body punch from Chocula.
Egilsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Chocula lands a nice uppercut.
Chocula scores with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Chocula - that landed with a thud.
Chocula lands a body shot in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chocula.
Chocula lands a body shot in the clinch.
Egilsson blocks an elbow strike from Chocula.
Chocula misses with a body punch.
Chocula throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chocula lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Egilsson backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chocula lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Egilsson.
Chocula makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Chocula - that landed with a thud.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocula presses Egilsson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Chocula lands a right hand.
Chocula lands a body punch in the clinch.
Chocula lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Egilsson.
A short right from Chocula on the inside.
Chocula throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Egilssons head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chocula creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Egilsson blocks a body shot from Chocula.
Chocula lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Chocula - that landed with a thud.
Chocula scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Egilsson takes a shot to the head.
Chocula cracks Egilsson with a nice body shot.
Chocula lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chocula lands a left hand that snaps the head of Egilsson backwards.
Chocula lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Egilsson or not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chocula makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Chocula creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Chocula lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Chocula dips a shoulder and cracks Egilsson with a mighty uppercut! Egilsson falls back against the cage and Chocula unloads with a barrage of strikes! Egilsson is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Chocula screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Count Chocula!
Count Chocula bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.