PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zlatan Spazstor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Damo Bodhidharma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Spazstor might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to 2Pac feat. T.I. - Changed Man (Jazze Pha Remix). Bodhidharma has chosen Houzan Yamamoto - Little Green Apple as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Spazstor
vs
Bodhidharma

186 cm
41
213 lbs
26 - 10 - 0

180 cm
38
265 lbs
38 - 27 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Spazstor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Damo Bodhidharma!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spazstor cracks Bodhidharma with a right hand to the side of the head.
Spazstor lands a slapping body shot.
Spazstor with a jab.
Bodhidharma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spazstor.
An inside leg kick lands from Spazstor.
Spazstor wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bodhidharma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Spazstor counters with a leg kick.
Spazstor walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bodhidharma.
Spazstor cracks a nice hook into Bodhidharma's ribs.
Bodhidharma does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Spazstor looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bodhidharma attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spazstor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Spazstor keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bodhidharma.
A little feinted left hand from Spazstor on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spazstor throws a low kick, looking for Bodhidharma's leg but Bodhidharma calmly moves out of range.
Spazstor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bodhidharma sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spazstor has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Spazstor checks a leg kick.
Spazstor misses with a double jab.
Spazstor ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spazstor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bodhidharma manages to avoid it.
Bodhidharma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bodhidharma takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nice body kick there by Spazstor.
Spazstor cracks Bodhidharma with a good jab.
Good shot there by Spazstor.
Spazstor throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Spazstor connects with a nice looking jab.
Bodhidharma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Spazstor darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bodhidharma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spazstor lands with a straight right. Bodhidharma didn't see that one coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spazstor misses with a straight left.
Spazstor throws a nice inside leg kick.
Spazstor connects with a leg kick. Bodhidharma looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bodhidharma's head backwards.
Bodhidharma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spazstor is looking to counter punch.
Bodhidharma misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bodhidharma pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A shot to the liver by Spazstor. Beautiful body shot.
Spazstor lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Spazstor is looking to slow Bodhidharma down with leg kicks.
Good work by Bodhidharma as he checks the leg kick.
Bodhidharma is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Spazstor with a body shot.
Bodhidharma moves out of range of the strikes.
Spazstor connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bodhidharma's hands.
Spazstor throws a big shot that misses.
Bodhidharma throws a head kick that misses
and Spazstor connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bodhidharma checks a low kick from Spazstor.
Bodhidharma throws out a counter right but Spazstor avoids it with no problem.
Spazstor with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Spazstor is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Spazstor checks a leg kick.
Spazstor feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Spazstor just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spazstor throws a hook but Bodhidharma avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Bodhidharma.
Some wild striking there from Spazstor.
Spazstor digs a good hook to Bodhidharma's body.
Bodhidharma looks to throw the jab but Spazstor is out of range.
Spazstor lands a right hook to the body.
Bodhidharma's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Spazstor takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Spazstor lands a high kick to the side of Bodhidharma's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Spazstor dives into guard, looking to finish.

Bodhidharma is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Spazstor decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Bodhidharma is still on wobbly legs! Can Spazstor finish him?
Bodhidharma throws a head kick but Spazstor moves out of range.
Spazstor appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Spazstor lands hard precision jab right on the jaw that stiffens Bodhidharma up and sends him tumbling to the mat! The ref grabs Spazstor from behind before he can pounce. Some folks in the crowd didn't like that stoppage, but I saw Bodhidharma's eyes roll way back in his head, he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zlatan Spazstor!
After winning the bout, Zlatan Spazstor thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.