PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hannibal Lecter Vlll (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vanilla Ice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vanilla Ice has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Lecter Vlll
vs
Ice

175 cm
32
170 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

191 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hannibal Lecter Vlll!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Vanilla Ice!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice inside leg kick there by Ice. That's going to slow Lecter Vlll down.
Ice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ice blocks the body kick.
Ice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ice dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ice throws a wild body kick that Lecter Vlll sees coming a mile off.
Ice sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Ice misses with a two punch combination.
Ice looks to land a left hand but Lecter Vlll moved out of range nicely.
Ice lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A clash of legs there as Ice blocks the low kick.
Ice thuds a left hand into Lecter Vlll's body.
Lecter Vlll tries to land a body kick
and Ice counters with a series of strikes. Lecter Vlll will be more careful next time no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ice scores with a kick to the body.
Ice swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lecter Vlll.
Ice goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Lecter Vlll shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Lecter Vlll showed some decent athleticism there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lecter Vlll is nestled in close to Ice, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ice scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Lecter Vlll manages to mount him!
Lecter Vlll has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lecter Vlll controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lecter Vlll lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Lecter Vlll thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
BOOM! Lecter Vlll connects with a massive shot to the dome!

It looks like Vanilla Ice has been cut.
Lecter Vlll punching from mount but Ice doing a good job of avoiding damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ice really wants to buck Lecter Vlll off and get back to his feet.
Lecter Vlll thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lecter Vlll misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Lecter Vlll looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Lecter Vlll in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Ice is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lecter Vlll postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Ice badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Lecter Vlll around the waist but Lecter Vlll pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Lecter Vlll is the winner by TKO! Lecter Vlll jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hannibal Lecter Vlll!
Hannibal Lecter Vlll decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.