PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaw Shank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen's entrance music is Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Cartmen
vs
Shank

181 cm
24
210 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

188 cm
25
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

AnonymouS
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shaw Shank!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Shank clinches up with Cartmen and pushes him back against the cage.
Cartmen misses with an elbow over the top.
Shank prevents a body shot from Cartmen.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Cartmen dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cartmen tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Shank stalling the fight.
Good body shot from Shank.
A left hand lands to the body for Shank.

Shank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Cartmen gets tackled into the cage by Shank. Shank maintains the clinch.
Cartmen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shank is defending well for now.

Shank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shank.
Cartmen drops down looking for a counter takedown but Shank sprawls and moves away.
Shank moves in looking to clinch but Cartmen pushes him off.
Shank tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartmen swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartmen tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Shank manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cartmen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Cartmen scores with a push kick.
Shank's coach down at Brutal Force Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Shank's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Cartmen fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shank, as that shot connected.
Cartmen takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Shaw Shank is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartmen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shank throws out the jab.
We've been told by Cartmen's head coaches at BigMouth Cabrons that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cartmen misses with a two punch combination.
Cartmen needs to keep his hands up - Shank had a free shot at his head there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cartmen. Shank does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartmen tries to land a body kick
and Shank counters with a right hand to the body.
Cartmen swings for the body but Shank moves out of range.
Shank takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Cartmen misses with a body kick.
Shank throws a leg kick but Cartmen moved away.
Cartmen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cartmen just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shank misses with a series of wild punches.
Cartmen is looking to counter the offense by Shank and move into the clinch.
Cartmen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shank swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartmen connects with a nice looking jab.
Shank cracks Cartmen with an open hand slap.
Cartmen doesn't manage to clinch there - Shank circles away.
Shank connects with a leg kick. Cartmen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd cheers as Shank lands an impressive looking overhand right. Cartmen doesn't seem phased though.

Shank closes the distance and clinches.
Shank tries to throw a body punch but Cartmen avoids it by throwing Shank back against the cage.
Cartmen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Cartmen gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Cartmen frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Cartmen trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shank tries to hold on but Cartmen postures up.
Cartmen misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Shank regains half guard.

Cartmen is looking for a kimura but Shank is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Cartmen to get the leverage.
Shank gets full guard.
Cartmen has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Shank is controlling Cartmen's posture.
Cartmen trying to control the position from guard on top but Shank is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shank wants to stand up but Cartmen is controlling him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cartmen is looking to work some ground and pound but Shank has wrist control.
Cartmen not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cartmen is looking to advance position but Shank has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Cartmen is looking to get to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shaw Shank dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Shank uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A big left from Shank misses.
Cartmen wants to clinch.
Shank steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Cartmen.
Shank throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Cartmen counters with a single leg into guard. Shank didn't expect that.

Shank manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartmen tries a body shot but Shank blocks it.
Cartmen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shank.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shank is leaning against Cartmen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Cartmen tries to land knees in the clinch but Shank avoids the damage to the body.
Shank prevents a body shot from Cartmen.
Cartmen stalling.
Shank is stalling here.
Shank has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shank tries a body shot but Cartmen blocks it.
Cartmen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shank walks away with a smile on his face. Cartmen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Shank bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cartmen's head backwards.
Shank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartmen moves away.
Shank moves out of range of the body kick from Cartmen.
Shank moves out of range of the body kick.
Shank misses with a wild body shot.
Cartmen is looking to counter with a body kick.
Cartmen misses with a head kick.
Shank moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Shank throws a leg kick but Cartmen moved away.
Cartmen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cartmen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shank is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A lazy left from Shank finds it's target.
Cartmen circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen tries a head kick but it misses.
Shank cracks Cartmen with a good jab.

Cartmen instigates a clinch.
Cartmen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shank is defending well for now.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from Shank - that landed with a thud.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shank misses with a body punch.
Cartmen is trying to pull guard but Shank turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Shank tries a body shot but Cartmen blocks it.
Cartmen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cartmen tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartmen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shank lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Shank content to slow the pace in the clinch.

Shank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Shank fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cartmen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shank loads up on a big right hand but Cartmen slips the punch.
Cartmen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shank throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shaw Shank seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jab from Shank.
Cartmen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cartmen throws a nice outside leg kick.
Shank has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Shank throws a head kick that misses.
Cartmen throws a leg kick but Shank moved away.
Shank lands a nice shot that snaps Cartmen's head back.
Shank tries to close the distance and clinch but Cartmen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shank takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Shaw Shank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shank just misses with a punch to the body.
A head kick misses from Cartmen.
Cartmen connects with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shank lands a body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circle momentarily. Shank darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cartmen tries to land a front kick but Shank steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cartmen scores with a jab to the body.
Cartmen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shank.
Cartmen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartmen throws a lazy head kick
and Shank counters with a nice uppercut.

It looks like Eric Cartmen has been cut.
Shank throws a chopping leg kick but Cartmen manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cartmen seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Shank lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shank pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Cartmen is looking to counter the offense by Shank and move into the clinch.
Shank chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shank looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartmen is just out of range.
Cartmen tries to close the distance and clinch but Shank swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Shank feints a counter leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shaw Shank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cartmen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Shank looks to land a right hand but Cartmen moved out of range.
Shank throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartmen tries to counter by clinching up but Shank breaks away and moves out of range.
Shank throws a body punch but Cartmen moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Shank - just one landing.
Cartmen throws a head kick that misses.
Cartmen changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Shank tries to avoid it but Cartmen manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Shank to the ground. Shank escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Cartmen has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shank finds it's way round the side to connect with Cartmen's head.
Shank digs a good hook to Cartmen's body.
Shank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen throws a looping overhand right but Shank ducks down to avoid it.
Shank misses with a series of wild punches.
Shank scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cartmen doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartmen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cartmen stuns Shank with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Shank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartmen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shank throws a head kick but Cartmen moves out of range.
Shank takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cartmen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shank manages to avoid it.
Cartmen moves in looking to clinch but Shank pushes him off.
Cartmen throws a body kick that misses.
A lazy left from Shank finds it's target.

Shank closes the distance and clinches.
Cartmen lands a left hand.
Cartmen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cartmen landing knees to the body.
Shaw Shank seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cartmen leaning against his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartmen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cartmen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Shank is keeping busy.
Shank can't find room to land a body shot as Cartmen controls the action.
Shank lands a body punch in the clinch.
Shank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartmen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Shank tries to land knees in the clinch but Cartmen avoids the damage to the body.
Cartmen trying to land knees to the body.
Shank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Cartmen is trying to stall.
Shank misses with a body punch.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartmen tries for a takedown. No joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shank prevents a body shot from Cartmen.
Shank unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cartmen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Cartmen blocks a body shot from Shank.
Shank misses with a punch to the body.
Cartmen tries a body shot but Shank blocks it.
Cartmen has a couple of punches blocked by Shank.
Shank struggles to land a body shot inside as Cartmen controls his hands.
Cartmen stalling against the cage.
Cartmen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Shank misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shank blocking some punches.
Shank looking to slow down the pace here.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Shank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartmen checks a leg kick.
Shank tries to clinch there but Cartmen circles away.
Cartmen misses with a body kick.
Shank on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Shank misses with a leg kick.
Cartmen tries to counter by clinching up but Shank breaks away and moves out of range.
Shank wants to slow Cartmen down by chopping away at his legs.
Cartmen checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Cartmen is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Shank.
Cartmen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shank lands a jab to the nose.
Cartmen shoots in looking for a takedown. Shank tries to sprawl out of it but Cartmen keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Shank manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartmen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartmen misses with a left hand
and Shank counters with a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shaw Shank really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
That's time! Cartmen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Shank moves into the clinch successfully.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cartmen as Shank tries to tie him up.
Cartmen misses with a knee to the head.
Cartmen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Shank blocks an elbow strike.
Cartmen blocks a body shot from Shank.
Shank tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cartmen tries to pull guard but Shank won't allow it.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.

Shank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cartmen looks for the body kick but Shank saw that one coming.
Cartmen checks the leg kick.
Cartmen needs to keep his hands up - Shank had a free shot at his head there.
Cartmen is looking to clinch but Shank is avoiding it.
Cartmen throws a sloppy head kick
and Shank counters with a left and a right that stings Cartmen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Cartmen - that will leave a mark!
Shank throws a head kick but Cartmen moves out of range.
Shank leaves Cartmen with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Shank with a nice cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Shank misses the target.
Cartmen throws a big counter combination but Shank scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cartmen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Shank throws a leg kick but Cartmen checks it.
Cartmen digs a good hook to Shank's body.
Shank is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Shank takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Shank throws a sloppy head kick and Cartmen moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartmen is looking to counter the offense by Shank and move into the clinch.
Shank misses with a low kick.
Cartmen tries a head kick but it misses.
Cartmen misses with a kick to the body.
Shank thows a body kick. Cartmen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Shank misses with a body punch
and Cartmen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Cartmen.
Shank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartmen moves away.
Cartmen tries to clinch but Shank moves out of range.
Cartmen wants to land a leg kick but Shank is out of range.
Cartmen thumps Shank with a low kick.
Shank wants to clinch up but Cartmen keeps it at a distance.
Cartmen is looking to wear down Shank with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Shank bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cartmen's head.
Cartmen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shank misses with a body punch
and Cartmen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Shank is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cartmen lands a lovely overhand right.
A head kick by Shank misses

and Cartmen counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shank digs a right hand underneath Cartmen's ribcage. Cartmen let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Cartmen can't find room to land a body shot as Shank controls the action.
Cartmen fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartmen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shank tries to work over Cartmen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartmen taking a breather.
Shank lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartmen.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Shank takes an elbow to the temple.
Cartmen tries to land knees in the clinch but Shank avoids the damage to the body.
Cartmen tries to land knees in the clinch but Shank avoids the damage to the body.
Cartmen throws an elbow that misses.
Shank misses with a body punch.
Shank tries to work over Cartmen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shank misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartmen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shank misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartmen taking a breather.
Cartmen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Cartmen tries to work over Shank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cartmen lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Shaw Shank will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Eric Cartmen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Cartmen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shank chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shank uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Shank cracks a nice hook into Cartmen's ribs.
Cartmen moves out of range of the body kick from Shank.
Cartmen is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Shank.
Shank wants to land a leg kick but Cartmen is out of range.
Cartmen looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Shank throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shank lands a jab to Cartmen's midsection.
Shank misses with a body shot.
Shank takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shank tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cartmen checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Shank misses

and Cartmen moves into the clinch.
Shank misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shank lands a body shot.
Cartmen tries to work over Shank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cartmen.
Shank tries to work over Cartmen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartmen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shank's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Shank.
Shank controlling the action here for a moment.
Shank gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cartmen.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.
Cartmen landing knees to the body.
Shank tries to work over Cartmen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cartmen is looking for a takedown.
Eric Cartmen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shank tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shank trying to stall but Cartmen improves his position.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
A left hand lands to the body for Cartmen.
Shank tries a body shot but Cartmen blocks it.
Shank misses with a punch to the body.
Shank works on Cartmen's body with a couple of short punches.
Shank misses with a body punch.
Shank misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cartmen jumps guard but Shank stands there with Cartmen around his waist. Cartmen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eric Cartmen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shank lands a shot to the body.
A body shot lands from Shank.
Cartmen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Shank is keeping busy.
Shank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.

Shank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Shank, as that shot connected.
Shank tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cartmen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Shank missing with a left hand there. Cartmen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shank is looking to chop away at Cartmen's legs.

Shank closes the distance and clinches.
Cartmen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Shank up against the cage.
Shank misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartmen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cartmen prevents a body shot from Shank.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shank misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Shank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Shaw Shank is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Shank, right into the meat.
Shank throws a poor cross that misses
letting Cartmen counter with a right hand.
Shank cracks Cartmen with a good jab.
Shank throws a push kick but Cartmen slaps the foot to one side.
Cartmen scores with a sloppy right hand. Shank should have avoided that one.
Shank works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartmen misses with a two punch combination.
Shank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartmen on the side of the head.
Cartmen wants to land a leg kick but Shank is out of range.
A big right from Cartmen misses.
Cartmen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A jab lands there for Shank.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shaw Shank comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Shank winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 46:50
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 45:50
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shaw Shank!
Shaw Shank is the new light heavyweight champion!
Eric Cartmen was interviewed post fight and said 'screw you guys i'm going home'.