PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Professor Chaos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Grant Morrison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chaos 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Chaos. Grant Morrison looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Chaos
vs
Morrison

170 cm
35
184 lbs
21 - 3 - 1

180 cm
29
200 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Spartan Nutrition
Perkele!

Sun-Tzu
Vikai Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Professor Chaos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Grant Morrison!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chaos slips a jab from Morrison.
Morrison misses with a right hand

and Chaos counters with a shoot takedown. Morrison fights it but they end up in guard.
Chaos wanted to stand there but Morrison had control of the position.
Morrison trying to keep a closed guard but Chaos is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chaos is looking to stand up but Morrison won't let him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison working a defensive guard but Chaos manages to pass into side control anyway.
Morrison is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos wants to stand but Morrison has his arm trapped.
Morrison is looking to reverse the position.
Morrison struggling a bit here.
Chaos wants to stand but Morrison has his arm trapped.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Morrison wants to control but Chaos postures up.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Morrison throws an off balance right hand

and Chaos counters with a single leg into guard. Morrison didn't expect that.
Morrison looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Chaos tries to stand but Morrison is controlling from the bottom.
Morrison looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Chaos puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Morrison is looking to control Chaos 's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Morrison avoid being mounted?
Chaos seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morrison trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Chaos manages to pass to mount!
Chaos is looking to stand but Morrison has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Morrison has given up his back here.
Morrison trying to control the action but Chaos just sinks the hooks in.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Morrison is really stuck here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Chaos stands up from back control! Strange decision that!
Morrison tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chaos was well out of range. Poor timing from Morrison.
Chaos feinted with a counter takedown.
A jab from Morrison misses.
Morrison misses with a leg kick

and Chaos counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Morrison!
Chaos wants to stand but Morrison is controlling his arm.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chaos trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Chaos dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Morrison doesn't manage to clinch there - Chaos circles away.
Chaos attempts a counter takedown but Morrison avoids it well and moves away.
Professor Chaos is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Morrison pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Morrison misses with a wild body shot.
Chaos changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Morrison throws a big shot that misses.
Chaos attempts a counter takedown but Morrison avoids it well and moves away.
Morrison throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chaos drops down looking for a counter takedown but Morrison sprawls and moves away.
Grant Morrison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Morrison.
Morrison lands a slapping body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Chaos counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Chaos trying to stand up but can't free himself from Morrison's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morrison looking to control.
Chaos wants to get up but he can't break Morrison's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Morrison throws a right and a left that Chaos avoids nicely.
Chaos feinted with a counter takedown.
Morrison throws a right hand that misses

and Chaos counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Chaos .
Chaos trying to stand up but can't free himself from Morrison's guard.
Morrison trying to control the position.
Morrison wants to hit a switch here but Chaos passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Morrison there!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos manages to capitalize on a mistake by Morrison to take his back!
Morrison keeps the fight on the ground as Chaos tries to escape.
Chaos controlling the position well here. Morrison rolled but Chaos kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Morrison trying to control but not successfully.
Morrison is in bad spot here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Morrison is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Morrison trying to control the action but Chaos just sinks the hooks in.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Chaos dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Morrison misses with a straight left.
Chaos tries to counter with a takedown but Morrison is quick to defend against it.
Chaos uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Morrison.
Morrison throws a lazy right hand but Chaos sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Chaos tries to counter with a takedown but Morrison is quick to defend against it.
Morrison misses with a left hand

so Chaos counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Chaos wants to stand but Morrison has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Morrison is trying to keep Chaos in close.
Our spies down at at London MMA Club inform us that Morrison has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morrison has a closed guard, preventing Chaos from standing up.
Morrison working a defensive guard but Chaos manages to pass into side control anyway.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chaos tries to stand but Morrison is controlling his head.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Morrison misses with a body shot

and Chaos counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Morrison seems keen to control Chaos 's posture.
Morrison wants to control but Chaos passes easily into half guard.
Morrison is trying to control but can't.
Chaos tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Morrison.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Morrison misses with a straight left.
Chaos half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Chaos avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Morrison throws a leg kick

and Chaos counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Chaos wants to stand but Morrison has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Grant Morrison has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Morrison has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Chaos has passed into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos tries to stand but Morrison is controlling his head.
Chaos is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Morrison can do to turn this around?
Morrison is looking to regain half guard here but Chaos keeps moving and retains side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chaos tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Professor Chaos showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chaos , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Professor Chaos !