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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miklo Velka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Litte Things - One Direction. Velka has chosen Cypress Hill - Insane In The Membrane as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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219 lbs
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219 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
42 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Miklo Velka!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Thiago Cunha and Matheus Silva.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spooge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Velka is looking to clinch.
Velka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spooge manages to avoid it.
Velka just misses with a punch to the body.
Spooge connects with an inside leg kick.
Spooge throws a low kick but Velka moves out of range easily.
Velka loads up on a big right hand but Spooge slips the punch.
Velka scores with a kick to the midsection.
Spooge chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Velka blocks a low kick nicely.
Spooge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Velka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Spooge.
Velka has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Spooge smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
It looks like Miklo Velka has been cut.
Spooge looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Velka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
As Velka backs away, Spooge returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spooge shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Velka looks to land a right hand but Spooge moved out of range.
Velka checks a leg kick.
Velka looks to score with a jab to the body but Spooge is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Velka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Spooge throws out the jab.
Velka connects with a jab.
Spooge throws a quick inside leg kick.
Spooge avoids the head kick by Velka.
A nice inside leg kick there by Velka. That's going to slow Spooge down.
Spooge walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Velka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A telegraphed right hand from Velka misses the target.
Spooge tried to counter with a leg kick but Velka avoided it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Velka, right into the meat.
Velka buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Velka moves out of range of the strikes.
Velka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Velka throws the left hand but Spooge avoids the punch easily.
Spooge moves out of range of the strikes.
Velka tries to clinch but Spooge moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Velka checks a leg kick.
Velka throws a head kick that misses.
A jab from Spooge misses.
Velka tries a head kick but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge motions for Velka to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Velka misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Spooge fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Velka checks it well.
A slow jab from Spooge misses its intended target.
Velka lands a right hook to the body.
Spooge with a nice cross.
A slapping leg kick lands for Velka.
Velka lands with a nice combination. Spooge backs away looking to recover.
A low kick from Spooge is predictable there
and Velka counters with a straight right hand.
Velka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Velka sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Spooge avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spooge tries a low kick but Velka avoids it.
Spooge lands a leg kick that knocks Velka off balance momentarily.
Velka throws out a leg kick but Spooge moves out of range and Velka only half commits.
Spooge looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Spooge gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Velka.
Velka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Velka misses with a two punch combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Spooge misses with a leg kick.
Velka counters with a body kick.
Spooge takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Spooge scores with a leg kick.
Velka throws a right hand that misses
and Spooge counters with a nice uppercut.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Velka checks it.
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Velka checks a low kick from Spooge.
Spooge shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Velka is trying to counter with his kicks.
Velka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Velka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spooge tries to work over Velka's front leg with a kick but Velka checks it.
Spooge sets himself, and Velka steps forward looking for the clinch! Spooge avoids it this time.
Velka throws an overhand right that lands on Spooge's shoulder, as Spooge tries to avoid the shot.
Velka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Velka motions for Spooge to come forward. Velka throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Velka throws the kick towards the body but Spooge avoids it.
Spooge looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge scores with a nice strike.
Spooge turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An inside leg kick from Spooge misses.
Spooge is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Velka throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Velka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Velka closes the distance and clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Velka.
Velka misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spooge.
Spooge tries to break the clinch but Velka is controlling the position.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Velka blocks it.
Velka managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Velka's ribcage.
Velka looks winded!
Spooge breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spooge.
Spooge tries to work over Velka's front leg with a kick but Velka checks it.
Velka is looking to clinch but Spooge is avoiding it.
Velka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Miklo Velka will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Miklo Velka's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Spooge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Velka.
Good shot there by Velka.
Spooge moves out of range as Velka strikes.
Spooge swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Spooge motions for Velka to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Velka throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Spooge stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Velka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Spooge throws a shot from downtown. Velka moves away and avoids it.
Velka misses with a jab to the body
letting Spooge counter with a right hand.
Velka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
An inside leg kick from Spooge misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A clash of legs there as Spooge blocks the low kick.
Velka misses with a looping right.
An inside leg kick from Spooge misses.
Spooge throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Velka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Spooge throws a low kick but it's checked well by Velka.
Spooge is looking to slow Velka down with leg kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Velka connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Spooge fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Velka checks it well.
Velka thinks about the counter body kick.
Velka fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Spooge throws a leg kick which misses Velka's front leg but catches the back leg as Velka tries to avoid it.
Velka with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Velka swings widly with a right hand
and Spooge counters with a slapping leg kick.
Spooge motions for Velka to come forward. Spooge throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Velka doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Spooge does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Velka walks into a jab.
Velka scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spooge doesn't seem bothered though.
An inside leg kick from Velka misses.
Velka is looking to slow Spooge down with leg kicks.
Spooge slips under a jab.
Spooge tries a low kick but Velka avoids it.
Spooge avoids a punch combination nicely.
Velka staying out of range there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Velka scoring well with a low kick there.
Spooge circles away from the clinch attempt.
A leg kick checked by Velka.
Spooge throws an off balance right hand
and Velka makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spooge cracks the inside of Velka's front leg.
Velka scores with a leg kick.
Velka tries to clinch up but Spooge circles away and keeps his distance.
Velka on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Spooge throws a nice inside leg kick.
Velka's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Velka gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Spooge blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge lands a knee to the body.
Velka is breathing heavily.
Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Velka tries to clinch up but Spooge circles away and keeps his distance.
Spooge throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Spooge, right into the meat.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Velka moved away.
A countering left hand to the body from Velka misses.
You can see that Velka has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Spooge throws a leg kick but Velka moved away.
Spooge tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Velka is able to avoid easily.
A leg kick checked by Velka.
Spooge tries to bum rush Velka with a series of wild strikes but Velka uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Velka lands a jab to the head.
Velka tries a head kick but it misses.
Velka clinches up with Spooge and pushes him back against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Spooge looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Velka doesn't manage to clinch there - Spooge circles away.
Spooge waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Velka.
Velka tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Spooge shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Velka tries to clinch up but Spooge circles away and keeps his distance.
Spooge throws out a leg kick but Velka moves out of range and Spooge only half commits.
Velka throws a counter combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Velka does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Spooge appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spooge.
Velka connects with a nice looking jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge misses with an uppercut.
Spooge tries to land a leg kick but Velka saw it coming and moves away.
Velka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Spooge.
Spooge wants to slow Velka down by chopping away at his legs.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spooge fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Velka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Velka catches Spooge with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spooge loads up on a big right hand but Velka slips the punch.
Velka checks the leg kick.
Velka goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Miklo Velka's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Velka checks a leg kick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Velka dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Spooge.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Spooge avoiding damage as Velka throws knees to the body.
Velka is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spooge is defending well for now.
Velka on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Velka with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Velka is defending well for now.
Spooge breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Velka rushes Spooge and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Velka throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Spooge takes an elbow to the forehead.
Spooge tries to circle away but Velka has him pinned against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Velka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge blocks an elbow strike from Velka.
Velka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spooge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Velka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Loves To Spooge is winning the standup battle so far.
Spooge scores with a decent looking hook.
Spooge lands a leg kick that knocks Velka off balance momentarily.
Velka has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spooge.
Velka has Spooge up against the cage in a clinch.
Velka tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Spooge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Spooge manages to break the clinch.
Spooge throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Spooge throws a nice outside leg kick.
Velka blocks a leg kick.
Spooge backing away here, and Velka unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Velka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Velka instigates a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Velka.
Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Velka wants to clinch but Spooge slips to the side
and Spooge counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Spooge misses with a low kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Spooge, as that shot connected.
Spooge throws a shot from downtown. Velka moves away and avoids it.
Spooge fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Velka checks it well.
Velka stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Spooge.
Velka checks a leg kick nicely.
Velka throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Velka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Spooge paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spooge tried to score with a low kick but Velka checks it.
Velka takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Velka doesn't manage to clinch there - Spooge circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spooge lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Velka has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Velka and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fight stays on the outside here - Velka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spooge throws a low kick, looking for Velka's leg but Velka calmly moves out of range.
Velka tries to clinch but Spooge is having none of it.
Spooge throws a low kick, looking for Velka's leg but Velka calmly moves out of range.
The crowd cheers as Spooge lands an impressive looking overhand right. Velka doesn't seem phased though.
Spooge keeps the fight on the outside.
Spooge wants to land a leg kick but Velka is out of range.
Velka misses with a low kick.
Spooge looks to land a left hand but Velka moved out of range nicely.
Spooge tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Spooge wants to slow Velka down by chopping away at his legs.
Spooge keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spooge finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Spooge avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spooge throws a leg kick
and Velka counters with a nice kick to the body.
Velka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Spooge scores with a leg kick.
Velka checks the leg kick.
Spooge turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Spooge.
Velka lands a head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Velka lands a slapping body shot.
Spooge gets tackled into the cage by Velka. Velka maintains the clinch.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Spooge breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spooge moves into range and connects with a jab.
That has opened up Miklo Velka's cut even more.
Spooge fails to land with a series of punches.
Spooge is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Velka can do to turn this around?
Velka wants to clinch up but Spooge keeps it at a distance.
Spooge wants to slow Velka down by chopping away at his legs.
And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Spooge has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
After the fight, Loves To Spooge was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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