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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between I Hate Family (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vodka Patron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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270 lbs
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194 cm
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225 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, I Hate Family!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vodka Patron!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Family rushes Patron and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Patron struggles to land a body shot inside as Family controls his hands.
Patron lands a nice elbow.
It looks like I Hate Family has been cut.
Patron drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Family gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Patron blocking some punches.
Family blocks an uppercut.
Patron blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Family misses with a short punch on the inside.
Patron tries to pull guard but Family forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Patron wants a takedown but no success here.
I Hate Family has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Vodka Patron.
Patron jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Family walks away with a smile on his face. Patron gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Patron wants to clinch up but Family keeps it at a distance.
A punch combination from Family misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Patron takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Family lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Some wild striking there from Family.
Patron looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Family keeps the fight on the outside.
Decent striking displayed by Family there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Family scores with a hook.
Patron is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Family keeps the fight on the outside.
Family was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Patron has Family up against the cage in a clinch.
Family has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Patron swings wildly with an uppercut but Family uses good head movement to avoid it.
Patron lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Patron successfully pulls guard.
Patron working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Family.
Family postures up in Patron's guard and throws a big left but Patron blocks it.
Family is looking to work some ground and pound but Patron has wrist control.
Family is looking to work some ground and pound but Patron has wrist control.
Family wants to stand but Patron has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Patron avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Family working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Family accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patron utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Patron preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Family slips nicely into half guard.
Patron looks winded!
Family throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Family has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Family missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Family sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Patron defending well though.
Family not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Family missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Family missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Family thows a huge punch but Patron dodges it nicely.
Family sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Patron defending well though.
Family throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Family throwing shots but Patron is blocking nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Family looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Family thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Family working Patron over with strikes.
Family not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Patron keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Family sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Patron defending well though.
Family thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Family throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Family thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Patron's head.
Family throwing shots but Patron is blocking nicely.
Family throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Family missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Patron avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Family.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Family throwing shots but Patron is blocking nicely.
Family missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Family thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Family throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Family thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Patron's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Family thows a huge punch but Patron dodges it nicely.
Family missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Patron keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Family sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Patron defending well though.
Patron avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Family.
Family not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Family not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Family not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Patron avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Family.
Family throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Family throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Family thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Patron's head.
Patron blocking the ground and pound attempt from Family.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Family scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Family missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Hate Family dominated that round.
The cut man is working on I Hate Family's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Family lands an overhand right.
Family closes the distance and clinches.
Patron manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Family with a flurry of punches that miss.
Family throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Patron works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Family postures up in Patron's guard and throws a big left but Patron blocks it.
Patron trying to control the position.
Patron preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Family trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Patron preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Family has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Patron is proving hard to escape from.
Patron really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Family. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Family with a flurry of punches that miss.
Family throws a big elbow that misses.
Family works over Patron with some ground and pound from guard.
Family throws a big elbow that misses.
Patron is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Family accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Patron utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Patron avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Patron has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Family can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Family throws a big elbow that misses.
I Hate Family overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Family postures up in Patron's guard and throws a big left but Patron blocks it.
Family throws a big right hand that misses.
Family postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Family trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Family throwing strikes from guard but Patron blocks nicely.
Patron preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Family is looking to work some ground and pound but Patron has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Family is looking to work some ground and pound but Patron has wrist control.
Family loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Patron working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Family.
Family stands up over Patron, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Patron utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Family postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Family trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Family throws a big right hand that misses.
Family cracks Patron with a solid left hand.
Family throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Family throws a big right hand that misses.
Family postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Family postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Family trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Family missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Patron preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Family postures up and lands a big shot to Patron's brow.
Family working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Patron working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Family.
Family working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Patron's head.
Family tries to stand but Patron is controlling from the bottom.
Family throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Patron works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Family in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Family in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Family accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Patron working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Family.
Patron utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Family postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Family trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Family throwing strikes but missing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Family chips away with some ground and pound.
Family throws a big elbow that misses.
Family with a flurry of punches that miss.
Family missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Family postures up in Patron's guard and throws a big left but Patron blocks it.
Family lands a couple of elbows.
Family in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Family wanted to stand there but Patron had control of the position.
Family working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Family is looking to work some ground and pound but Patron has wrist control.
Family tries to free his leg and advance position but Patron is retaining full guard.
Family throwing strikes but missing.
Patron avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Hate Family dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on I Hate Family's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Nice uppercut lands for Family. That snapped Patron's head back.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Patron is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Family looks to throw the jab but Patron is out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Family. That snapped Patron's head back.
Patron is still on wobbly legs! Can Family finish him?
Patron tries to clinch but Family moves away
letting Family counter with a right hand.
Patron tries to clinch there but Family circles away.
Patron doesn't manage to clinch there - Family circles away.
Patron tries to clinch up but Family circles away and keeps his distance.
Family moves into the clinch.
Patron seems to have recovered his senses.
Family gets through Patron's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Family lands a right hand.
Family creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Patron with a big uppercut! Patron tries to clinch up but Family pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Patron to the mat! Patron covers up and Family unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). I Hate Family!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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