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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasha Solzhenitsyn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dirty comes to the cage accompanied by Dear Penis - Country song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
9 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
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165 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dickie Dirty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sasha Solzhenitsyn!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Solzhenitsyn gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dirty.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
Solzhenitsyn misses with some punches.
Dirty gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Dirty thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dirty lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Dirty is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirty throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dirty is trying to control the action in half guard but Solzhenitsyn is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Solzhenitsyn avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dirty.
Dirty is working for a kimura but Solzhenitsyn is defending it quite comfortably.
Dirty is working for a submission of some sort.
Dirty trying to control from half guard but Solzhenitsyn is working away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Solzhenitsyn is defending against the submission attempts here by Dirty.
Dirty content to control rather than advance.
Dirty is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dirty misses with a head shot. Solzhenitsyn uses the momentum to regain guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Solzhenitsyn keeping moving, preventing Dirty from controlling successfully.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dirty lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Solzhenitsyn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Solzhenitsyn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dirty manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dirty fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Solzhenitsyn.
Solzhenitsyn tries to clinch there but Dirty circles away.
Dirty scores with a decent looking hook.
Dirty misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Solzhenitsyn counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Solzhenitsyn.
Solzhenitsyn cracks the inside of Dirty's front leg.
Dirty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dirty ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sasha Solzhenitsyn is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Solzhenitsyn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dirty misses with a wild body shot.
Dirty throws a poor cross that misses
and Solzhenitsyn counters with a good low kick that Dirty was not able to check.
Solzhenitsyn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dirty.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dirty throws a body shot but no joy.
Solzhenitsyn slips a jab from Dirty.
Dirty misses with a hook. Solzhenitsyn ducked under it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dirty scores with a jab to the body.
Dirty throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Solzhenitsyn on the side of the head.
Dirty scores with a nice head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dickie Dirty dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A low kick from Dirty is predictable there
and Solzhenitsyn counters with a low kick, right behind Dirty 's knee.
Dirty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Solzhenitsyn.
Dirty throws a leg kick but Solzhenitsyn sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Dirty lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dirty fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Solzhenitsyn manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Solzhenitsyn on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickie Dirty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Solzhenitsyn moves in looking to clinch but Dirty pushes him off.
Solzhenitsyn tries to clinch but Dirty moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Dirty misses its target.
Dirty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Solzhenitsyn can do to turn this around?
Dirty swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dirty keeps the fight on the outside.
Solzhenitsyn uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dirty.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirty scores with a shot to the body.
Solzhenitsyn doesn't manage to clinch there - Dirty circles away.
Dirty misses with a series of wild punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Solzhenitsyn rushes Dirty and presses him up against the cage.
Solzhenitsyn blocking some punches.
Solzhenitsyn lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Solzhenitsyn fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Solzhenitsyn moves out of range as Dirty strikes.
Dirty circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dirty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Solzhenitsyn moves into range and clinches up with Dirty.
Dirty can't find room to land a body shot as Solzhenitsyn controls the action.
Dirty softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dirty misses with some punches.
Dirty tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Solzhenitsyn is fighting off a takedown attempt but Dirty is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Solzhenitsyn to the mat. Solzhenitsyn regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Dirty stands up over Solzhenitsyn, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dirty won't allow Solzhenitsyn to get back to his feet.
Dirty throwing strikes but missing.
Dirty pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Solzhenitsyn is keeping the position for now.
Solzhenitsyn is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Dirty with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Solzhenitsyn wants to stand and escape but Dirty is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dirty misses with a low kick.
Dirty tests Solzhenitsyn's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Solzhenitsyn stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dirty.
Dirty will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dirty just misses with a punch to the body.
Dirty throws a hook but Solzhenitsyn avoids it easily.
Dirty connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Solzhenitsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dirty, pushing him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Dirty fails to land.
A short right from Solzhenitsyn.
Solzhenitsyn misses with the head strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty tries to circle away but Solzhenitsyn has him pinned against the cage.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Solzhenitsyn scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dirty can't find room to land a body shot as Solzhenitsyn controls the action.
Dirty wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty tries to throw a body punch but Solzhenitsyn avoids it by throwing Dirty back against the cage.
Dirty tries to score a body lock takedown but Solzhenitsyn shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dickie Dirty. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dirty presses Solzhenitsyn against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dirty manages to break the clinch.
Solzhenitsyn checks a leg kick nicely.
Dirty will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dirty throws a looping overhand right but Solzhenitsyn ducks down to avoid it.
Dirty misses with a takedown
and Solzhenitsyn counters with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dickie Dirty dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dirty. Solzhenitsyn does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dirty throws a jab when Solzhenitsyn was well out of range.
Solzhenitsyn throws a counter combo.
Dirty pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dirty throws a leg kick but Solzhenitsyn sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dirty lands a leg kick that knocks Solzhenitsyn off balance momentarily.
Solzhenitsyn avoids the body shot from Dirty.
Dirty tries to work over Solzhenitsyn's front leg with a kick but Solzhenitsyn checks it.
Dirty slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Solzhenitsyn lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dirty throws a leg kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dirty misses with a double jab.
Solzhenitsyn blocks a low kick nicely.
Solzhenitsyn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dirty circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Solzhenitsyn moves into the clinch.
Dirty scores with a shot to the side of Solzhenitsyn's head.
Solzhenitsyn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Solzhenitsyn struggles to land a body shot inside as Dirty controls his hands.
Dirty misses with a punch to the body.
Dirty swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Solzhenitsyn digs a right hand underneath Dirty's ribcage. Dirty let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Solzhenitsyn.
Dirty breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Solzhenitsyn has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dirty finds it's way round the side to connect with Solzhenitsyn's head.
Dirty misses with a low kick.
Dirty circles away from the clinch attempt.
Solzhenitsyn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sasha Solzhenitsyn has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty misses with a lunging right hand
and Solzhenitsyn counters with a left to the body.
Solzhenitsyn throws a low kick but Dirty avoids it.
Solzhenitsyn tries to clinch but Dirty moves away
and Dirty decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Solzhenitsyn's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dirty drops back, looking for a kneebar! Solzhenitsyn looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Solzhenitsyn looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Solzhenitsyn!
Solzhenitsyn stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Solzhenitsyn moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Solzhenitsyn avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Solzhenitsyn looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Dirty.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dirty.
Solzhenitsyn fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dirty, pushing him back against the cage.
Solzhenitsyn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dirty backwards.
Solzhenitsyn doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice body punch from Dirty.
Solzhenitsyn misses with some punches.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty misses with a punch on the inside.
Dirty swings wildly with an uppercut but Solzhenitsyn uses good head movement to avoid it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Solzhenitsyn creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty is trying to drag Solzhenitsyn to the mat but Solzhenitsyn just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Dirty tries to work over Solzhenitsyn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickie Dirty is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Solzhenitsyn tries to throw a body punch but Dirty avoids it by throwing Solzhenitsyn back against the cage.
Solzhenitsyn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dirty working aggressively here.
Dirty throws a punch but it's blocked by Solzhenitsyn.
Solzhenitsyn blocks an uppercut.
Solzhenitsyn is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dirty is defending well for now.
Dirty tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dirty goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Dickie Dirty.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dirty, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dickie Dirty!
A very excited looking Dickie Dirty rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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