PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Peyton Hillis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tigellinus Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hillis
vs
Satanae

202 cm
34
255 lbs
25 - 27 - 0

184 cm
29
229 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Beaver Jooce!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peyton Hillis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tigellinus Satanae!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hillis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Satanae ducks right into an uppercut from Hillis.

It looks like Tigellinus Satanae has been cut.
Jab, jab by Hillis - just one landing.
Hillis throws a series of strikes that have Satanae backpedaling.
Hillis falls off balance throwing a combination

and Satanae counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Hillis blocks it.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but Hillis is blocking nicely.

Hillis pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Satanae clinches with his opponent.
Satanae keeps control of Hillis as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hillis breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A combination from Hillis does no damage.
Satanae staying out of range there.
Satanae is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Satanae moves in looking to clinch but Hillis pushes him off.
Satanae gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Satanae ducks under a wild hook from Hillis.
A punch lands to the side of Satanae 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Sloppy strikes from Hillis. Those never looked like landing.
Nice uppercut there from Hillis.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hillis connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

Satanae is rocked!
Hillis fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Satanae to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Satanae looks to clinch but Hillis throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Satanae taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Peyton Hillis!
A very excited looking Peyton Hillis made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.