PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Skunk Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Comcast Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Comcast Guy acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Asap
vs
Guy

190 cm
27
215 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

189 cm
27
270 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Skunk Asap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Comcast Guy!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Our sources have told us that Asap has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Asap landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Asap lands a nice knee to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Asap.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Asap avoiding damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Asap controls the action.
Guy on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Asap blocking some punches.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Asap controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Skunk Asap has been cut.
Guy tries to work over Asap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Asap is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Asap utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Asap misses with a knee to the head.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Asap controls the action.
Asap scores with a knee to the head.
Asap is stalling here.
Asap throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Asap takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guy.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Asap misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy is working Asap over against the cage.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Guy is blocking nicely.
Asap is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Guy is defending well for now.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Asap misses with a punch on the inside.
Asap lands a left hand that snaps the head of Guy backwards.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asap avoiding damage.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Asap.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy takes a shot to the head.
Asap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Asap.
Asap lands a knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Guy.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Asap connects with a knee to the head.
Asap stalling.
Asap landing knees to the head.
Asap swings wildly with an uppercut but Guy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Guy is blocking nicely.
Asap blocks an uppercut.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guy blocks it with crossed arms.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Asap obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Asap.
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Guy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Asap missing with knees to the body.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Asap.
Guy lands a hook that snaps the head of Asap backwards.
Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Guy is blocking nicely.
Guy blocks a body shot from Asap.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Guy is blocking nicely.
Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Asap.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Asap's elbow.
Guy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Skunk Asap's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Asap forces Guy back against the cage and clinches.
Asap blocking some punches.
Asap slows down the pace here.
Come on Guy - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Guy throws an elbow that misses.
Asap has a couple of punches blocked by Guy.
Asap scores a nice knee to the body.
Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Asap blocks an uppercut.
Guy is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Asap is keeping busy.
Asap blocks a body shot from Guy.
Asap is stalling here.
Asap blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Asap takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Guy tries to work over Asap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy digs a right hand into Asap's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Asap's gas tank.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Asap controls the action.
Guy tries to work over Asap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Asap seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Guy can turn it around.
Asap has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Asap pressing his opponent against the cage.
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Guy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap throws a head punch that misses.
Asap tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but Guy blocks with his arms.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guy blocks it with crossed arms.
Guy working aggressively here.
Guy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Guy controlling the action here for a moment.
Asap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Guy can do to turn this around?
Asap avoids a wild elbow strike from Guy.
Guy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Asap takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Asap is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Asap's elbow.
Guy takes a knee to the side of the body.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Asap blocks an elbow strike.
Asap connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Comcast Guy has been cut.
Asap has Guy pressed against the cage.
Guy has a couple of punches blocked by Asap.
Knees to the body from Asap.
A hook to the body from Asap.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but Guy blocks with his arms.
Asap throws a knee to the head but misses.
Guy lands with a left to the head.
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Asap takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guy blocks it with crossed arms.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Asap controls the action.
Asap working Guy over with knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Asap.
Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Guy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but Guy blocks with his arms.
Asap landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Skunk Asap has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Asap looking to throw knees to the head but Guy is blocking nicely.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Skunk Asap dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Guy throws a lazy right hand but Asap sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Asap connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Asap. That's going to slow Guy down.
Guy misses the shot to the body.

Asap rushes Guy and presses him up against the cage.
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Guy misses with an elbow strike.
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Guy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice elbow from Guy.
Guy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Guy misses with an elbow over the top.
Guy lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Asap obliges.
Guy misses with the head strike.
Asap with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Asap lands a good knee to the midsection. Guy won't want to take too many of those.
Guy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Guy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Asap blocks an elbow strike from Guy.
Asap connects with a knee to the head.
Asap is pushing Guy up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A head punch on the inside from Guy fails to land.
Asap with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
Asap misses with a knee to the head.
Guy misses with a punch on the inside.
Asap blocking some punches.
Comcast Guy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Asap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Guy blocks it with crossed arms.
Asap slowing the pace effectively.
Guy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Asap lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Guy tries a body shot but Asap blocks it.
Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Asap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guy swings wildly with an uppercut but Asap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Asap blocks an uppercut.
Asap prevents a body shot from Guy.
Asap with a knee to the head.
Guy tries to work over Asap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Asap avoids a wild elbow strike from Guy.
Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Guy is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Asap with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Guy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Asap connects with a nasty looking knee right to Guy's face.
Guy throws an elbow but it misses.
Asap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Asap using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Asap misses with a knee strike.
Guy misses with some punches.
Asap stalling the fight.
Asap tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Guy misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Guy throws a head punch that misses.
Guy working aggressively here.
Guy tries to throw a body punch but Asap avoids it by throwing Guy back against the cage.
Guy lands an elbow that stopped Asap in his tracks for a moment.
Asap prevents a body shot from Guy.
Guy throws a punch but it's blocked by Asap.
Asap tries a knee to the head but Guy blocks it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Asap's elbow.
Asap content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Asap tries a knee to the head but Guy blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Skunk Asap is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Guy lands a damaging elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Skunk Asap.
Well Asap has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight for Skunk Asap!
Judge David Hoff scores the fight for Skunk Asap!
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight for Skunk Asap!

Skunk Asap wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Skunk Asap thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.