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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby SmallPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Bobby SmallPants enters the cage!
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283 lbs
35 - 15 - 0 |
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255 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby SmallPants!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from SmallPants.
SmallPants scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
It looks like Goodnight Irene has been cut.
Irene takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Irene on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
SmallPants throws a lazy right hand but Irene sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Irene takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
SmallPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Irene is landing a low percentage of strikes.
SmallPants connects with a nice looking jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SmallPants lands a jab to Irene's midsection.
SmallPants tries to bum rush Irene with a series of wild strikes but Irene uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Irene throws a lazy head kick
and SmallPants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SmallPants throws a hook but Irene blocks it.
A big right from SmallPants misses.
Irene is looking to counter punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from SmallPants. Irene does a little dance to reset his feet.
SmallPants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Irene sees it coming and avoids it easily.
SmallPants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Irene throws a big counter combination but SmallPants scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A big right from SmallPants misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from SmallPants. Irene does a little dance to reset his feet.
SmallPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Irene.
SmallPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Irene.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SmallPants throws a lazy right hand but Irene sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Irene seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
SmallPants throws an overhand right that lands on Irene's shoulder, as Irene tries to avoid the shot.
SmallPants misses with a double jab.
Nice uppercut there from SmallPants.
Irene tries to close the distance and clinch but SmallPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
SmallPants lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Irene throws a nice looking combination but SmallPants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SmallPants connects with a nice looking jab.
Goodnight Irene's cut is getting worse.
Bobby SmallPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SmallPants dodges the punch combination from Irene.
SmallPants throws out a counter right but Irene avoids it with no problem.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SmallPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Irene.
Irene takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
SmallPants throws the left hand but Irene avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Irene was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
SmallPants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Irene has time to react.
SmallPants scores with a punch to the head.
Goodnight Irene's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jab from SmallPants.
SmallPants throws a hook but Irene avoids it easily.
Irene fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
SmallPants gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Irene throws a head punch that misses.
Irene lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Irene goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SmallPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Irene backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Irene blocks a body shot from SmallPants.
A hook to the body from SmallPants.
Irene misses with an elbow over the top.
Irene lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Irene prevents SmallPants from breaking the clinch.
A body shot lands from Irene.
SmallPants wants to break the clinch but can't.
SmallPants misses with a punch on the inside.
SmallPants lands with a light punch inside.
Jeez, Goodnight Irene's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
SmallPants tries to work over Irene's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Irene makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
SmallPants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
SmallPants digs a right hand into Irene's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Irene's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Irene.
Irene working some nice short punches in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bobby SmallPants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Goodnight Irene's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Irene takes the fight into the clinch.
Irene throws a head punch that misses.
SmallPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Irene backwards.
SmallPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Irene's elbow.
Irene working aggressively here.
Irene lands a nice uppercut.
SmallPants scores with a shot to the side of Irene's head.
SmallPants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Irenes head.
SmallPants lands an uppercut.
Irene prevents a body shot from SmallPants.
A head punch on the inside from SmallPants fails to land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Irene with a knee to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Irene fails to land.
Irene keeps the fight in the clinch, despite SmallPants's efforts to push away.
Irene fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
SmallPants effectively controlling the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Irene pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Irene throws a knee to the head but misses.
SmallPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Irene unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Irene lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Bobby SmallPants has been cut.
SmallPants lands a body shot.
Irene throws a head punch that misses.
Irene lands a damaging elbow.
Irene misses with a punch to the body.
SmallPants struggles to land a body shot inside as Irene controls his hands.
Irene blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Irene throws a head punch that misses.
Irene swings wildly with an uppercut but SmallPants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Irene lands a shoulder strike.
SmallPants wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
SmallPants blocking some punches.
Irene lands an uppercut.
Goodnight Irene has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SmallPants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
SmallPants throws a body shot but no joy.
SmallPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice uppercut lands for SmallPants. That snapped Irene's head back.
Goodnight Irene is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Irene ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Irene is looking for a counter combo.
Irene takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A telegraphed right hand from SmallPants misses the target.
Irene seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
SmallPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Irene is just out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Irene misses its target.
A lazy left from SmallPants finds it's target.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Goodnight Irene's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bobby SmallPants!
An out of breath Bobby SmallPants thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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hype
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