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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Solo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silky Slapyaface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Solo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Highway to the Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. Hans Solo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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160 lbs
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165 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Solo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Silky Slapyaface!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slapyaface shoots for a double leg takedown but Solo sprawls well. He's pushed Slapyaface's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Solo shoots in looking for a takedown. Slapyaface tries to sprawl out of it but Solo keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Slapyaface manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Solo fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slapyaface fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Solo sprawls well initially but Slapyaface persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Slapyaface tries to pass the half guard into mount. Solo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Slapyaface is thwarting Solo's attempts to control the position.
Solo is trying to stand up here but Slapyaface is controlling him well.
Slapyaface moves nicely into side control.
Slapyaface advances to mount.
Solo is trying to stand.
Slapyaface trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Solo is trying desperately to improve position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slapyaface avoids the attempt from Solo to control.
Slapyaface thowing shots but they're missing.
Slapyaface moves to take his opponent's back.
Well, with Slapyaface on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Solo is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
You can see the frustration on Solo's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Slapyaface misses with a punch to the head.
Slapyaface is not going to allow Solo to sit and survive in this position.
Solo is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Solo covering up well under a series of strikes from Slapyaface.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Slapyaface lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slapyaface not allowing Solo to control his hands.
Solo is really stuck here.
Slapyaface throwing sloppy strikes.
Solo just trying to survive but Slapyaface is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Solo tries to escape the position.
Solo is breathing heavily.
Slapyaface is riding his opponent, not letting Solo buck him off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slapyaface is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Solo up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slapyaface is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Solo tries to break free.
Solo is trying to defend against the choke here but Slapyaface has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Slapyaface Tightens the hold and Solo taps out furiously! Slapyaface displays superior BJJ to win the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Silky Slapyaface!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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