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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Risto Korpisuo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Korpisuo's entrance music is Eläkeläiset - Humpparaakki. A fine choice. Fuckwell has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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186 lbs
23 - 32 - 1 |
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194 lbs
22 - 15 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 32 - 1, fighting out of New York, Risto Korpisuo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Reed Andrews and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Fuckwell!
Fuckwell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuckwell throws a big shot that misses.
Fuckwell cracks Korpisuo with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fuckwell dodges the punch combination from Korpisuo.
Fuckwell missing with a left hand there. Korpisuo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Korpisuo lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Korpisuo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fuckwell.
Korpisuo throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Korpisuo has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Korpisuo there as he acknowledges the shot.
Korpisuo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Fuckwell trying to control the position.
Fuckwell wants to stand and escape but Korpisuo is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Korpisuo drops back looking for a leg! Fuckwell is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fuckwell manages to kick Korpisuo off! Korpisuo jumps back into Fuckwell's guard.
Fuckwell is trying to control the position but Korpisuo postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell keeping moving, preventing Korpisuo from controlling successfully.
Korpisuo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Fuckwell is keeping the position for now.
Fuckwell wants to stand and escape but Korpisuo is having none of it.
Fuckwell managing to control the position.
Fuckwell wants to stand but Korpisuo is controlling the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A jab from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell scores with a punch to the head.
Korpisuo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fuckwell has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Korpisuo is looking to chop away at Fuckwell's legs.
Fuckwell throws a lazy uppercut
and Korpisuo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell connects with a single shot there.
Fuckwell throws a good cross that connects.
Fuckwell lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fuckwell throws a one two combo.
Korpisuo is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Korpisuo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oh Korpisuo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fuckwell drops Korpisuo with a naaaaasty hook - Korpisuo is in real trouble here! Fuckwell dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Eyeonly Fuckwell took some time post fight to say the following; 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a Muslim, if it means having sex with farm yard animals....... We have sex with farm yard animals'.
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