PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johny Slicer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Madz Ladz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slicer's entrance music is Morbid Angel - Rapture. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Slicer
vs
Ladz

199 cm
29
274 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

195 cm
27
265 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Hellbent

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johny Slicer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Madz Ladz!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ladz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slicer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ladz.
Slicer tried to counter with a leg kick but Ladz avoided it.
Ladz with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slicer counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ladz shoots in for a takedown but Slicer shows good takedown defense.
Johny Slicer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Madz Ladz.
Slicer connects with a crisp jab.
Ladz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nice sprawl there from Slicer as Ladz shoots in.
A slapping body kick lands there for Slicer.
Ladz looks winded!
Slicer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ladz's calf.
Ladz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slicer pinned against the cage. Slicer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Slicer throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That kick from Slicer tenderised Ladz's leg. Ladz is trying to keep his angry face on.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slicer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slicer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ladz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slicer.
Ladz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slicer lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
We've been told by Slicer's head coaches at Cylon Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ladz fails with the takedown.
Ladz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Slicer digs a good body shot into Ladz's ribs.
Slicer thuds a left hand into Ladz's body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Slicer. Ladz shrugs it off though.
Slicer is looking to wear down Ladz with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ladz avoids a kick to the body.
Slicer scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Slicer moves into the clinch successfully.
Ladz takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slicer lands with a short shot to the head.

Slicer manages to break the clinch.
Slicer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slicer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Johny Slicer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Slicer connects with a leg kick. Ladz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ladz misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Slicer to counter with a crisp jab.
Slicer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Slicer punishes Ladz's body with a nice straight punch.

Slicer moves into the clinch successfully.
Slicer scores with a shot to the side of Ladz's head.
Nice body punch from Slicer.
Slicer's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Ladz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Slicer stalls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Slicer breaks the clinch.
Slicer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ladz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ladz takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ladz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ladz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slicer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slicer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ladz's sensitive parts.
Slicer lands with a cross.

Slicer fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ladz, pushing him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Slicer crunches a lovely knee into Ladz's ribcage.
Slicer is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Slicer cracks Ladz with a nice body shot.
Slicer landing knees to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Knees to the body from Slicer.
Slicer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slicer manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Slicer lands a nice uppercut.

Slicer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slicer thuds his shin into the meat of Ladz's side.
Slicer connects with a solid leg kick.
Slicer keeps Ladz at a distance using the push kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slicer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slicer scores with a jab to the body.
Ladz takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slicer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Slicer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johny Slicer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Ladz gets tackled into the cage by Slicer. Slicer maintains the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Slicer lands a knee to the head.
Slicer crunches a lovely knee into Ladz's ribcage.
Slicer crunches a lovely knee into Ladz's ribcage.

Slicer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Slicer throws a head kick that Ladz semi-blocks.
Slicer throws a leg kick which misses Ladz's front leg but catches the back leg as Ladz tries to avoid it.
Slicer throws a leg kick which misses Ladz's front leg but catches the back leg as Ladz tries to avoid it.
Ladz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice body kick from Slicer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slicer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ladz. That did some damage!

Slicer lands a big head kick that sends Ladz tumbling to the mat! Slicer takes a step backwards and waves Ladz back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Ladz is rocked!

It looks like Madz Ladz has been cut.
Johny Slicer is winning the standup battle so far.
Slicer seems to be stalking Ladz here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Ladz drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Johny Slicer!
Johny Slicer thanked the fans post fight for their support.