PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Zander McGuire (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGuire comes to the cage accompanied by Hall of Fame ft. will.i.am. Viagra comes into a darkened arena with his song building. do it kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Zander McGuire is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

McGuire
vs
Viagra

178 cm
29
161 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

176 cm
39
165 lbs
32 - 16 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zander McGuire!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGuire throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGuire. Viagra does a little dance to reset his feet.
A jab from McGuire misses.
McGuire connects with a body shot that sends Viagra's belly button to the back.
McGuire scores with a punch to the head.
McGuire staying out of range there.
Viagra looks to land a right hand but McGuire moved out of range.
Viagra drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McGuire looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Emilio Viagra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Viagra looks for the body kick but McGuire saw that one coming.
Viagra lands with a right hand.

It looks like Zander McGuire has been cut.
Viagra throws a leg kick but McGuire sees it coming and moves out of range.
Viagra misses with a body kick.

McGuire moves into range and clinches up with Viagra.
Viagra drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McGuire using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra blocks a body shot from McGuire.
Viagra is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGuire gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
McGuire misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Viagra.
McGuire is pressed up against the cage. Viagra has hold of a leg and is looking to drag McGuire down to the mat. McGuire avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Zander McGuire has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emilio Viagra.
Viagra takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Viagra throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McGuire uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Viagra.
McGuire fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Viagra on the side of the head.
McGuire lands a jab to the nose.
Viagra throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGuire sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGuire connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McGuire looks to throw the jab but Viagra is out of range.
McGuire avoids a punch combination nicely.
McGuire tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Viagra manages to circle out of the way.
Viagra swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Viagra throws a sloppy head kick

and McGuire counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by McGuire.
Viagra drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGuire gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice left hand lands by McGuire.
Viagra blocks a body shot from McGuire.
McGuire putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Viagra in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Viagra goes for a takedown attempt but McGuire pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Viagra has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Viagra misses with a left hand
and McGuire counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Viagra thinking.
Viagra throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Viagra misses with an uppercut. McGuire saw that one coming.
McGuire misses with a jab, cross combination.
Viagra only half commits to the counter leg kick.
McGuire just misses with a punch to the body.
Viagra throws a left and a right that both miss

and McGuire counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by McGuire.
Viagra is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McGuire is defending well.

McGuire breaks from the clinch.
Viagra pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throws a lazy uppercut
and McGuire counters with a thumping low kick.
Viagra throws a head kick but McGuire moves out of range.
Viagra lands with a good body shot.
McGuire moves out of range as Viagra strikes.
McGuire's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Viagra connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McGuire scrambles back to his feet.
McGuire ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Viagra throws a right hand that misses
enabling McGuire to counter with a crisp jab.
Viagra is looking to land body kicks.
McGuire feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Viagra's calf.
Viagra slips a jab from McGuire.
Viagra wants to land a leg kick but McGuire is out of range.

McGuire has closed the distance and engaged Viagra in a clinch.
McGuire gets underhooks to prevent Viagra's takedown attempt.
Come on Viagra - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Viagra is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McGuire is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

McGuire breaks from the clinch.
McGuire dodges the punch combination from Viagra.
Viagra throws a jab but it's blocked by McGuire.
Viagra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McGuire dips to his left and cracks Viagra with an uppercut!
McGuire misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Viagra.
Viagra throws out a loose jab but McGuire uses good head movement to avoid it.
Viagra listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for McGuire.

McGuire clinches up with Viagra and pushes him back against the cage.
Viagra is working for takedown but McGuire is calmly controlling the position for now.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Viagra drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Viagra is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McGuire is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zander McGuire dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zander McGuire's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Viagra misses with a leg kick

and McGuire holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
McGuire stops a takedown attempt from Viagra.
Viagra wants a takedown but no success here.
Viagra tries for a takedown. No joy.
Zander McGuire has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Emilio Viagra.
Viagra drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Zander McGuire has scored more points in the clinch so far.
McGuire is trying to stall.
McGuire stops a takedown attempt from Viagra.
Viagra is looking for a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Viagra is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McGuire to keep the fight standing.
Knees to the body from McGuire.

McGuire is fighting off a takedown attempt but Viagra is just too persistent for him and manages to trip McGuire to the mat. McGuire regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
McGuire trying to control the position here.
McGuire is trying to keep Viagra in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra being controlled here momentarily.
McGuire tries to land a sweep but no joy.
McGuire keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
McGuire looking to hit a scissor sweep but Viagra is one step ahead there.
McGuire keeping moving, preventing Viagra from controlling successfully.
Viagra tries to free his leg and advance position but McGuire is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Viagra trying to move into half guard but instead McGuire has managed to sweep!

McGuire is stalling in the full guard.
McGuire has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
McGuire trying to control but Viagra is working from the bottom.
Viagra is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Viagra working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. McGuire doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. McGuire manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGuire controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Viagra wants to stand and escape but McGuire is having none of it.
Viagra looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
McGuire bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Viagra's head backwards.
Viagra swinging wildly here.
Viagra fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Viagra's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McGuire connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Viagra scrambles back to his feet.
Viagra ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zander McGuire is winning the standup battle so far.
Viagra doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McGuire fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Viagra on the side of the head.
Viagra staying out of range there.
McGuire takes a swing at Viagra's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra looks to land a right hand but McGuire moved out of range.
McGuire is looking to counter the offense by Viagra and move into the clinch.
McGuire blocks a leg kick.
Emilio Viagra is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Viagra throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McGuire walks into a stiff left hand from Viagra.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Viagra pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Viagra fails to land with a series of punches.
McGuire wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
McGuire tests Viagra's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McGuire throws a leg kick which misses Viagra's front leg but catches the back leg as Viagra tries to avoid it.
Viagra lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Viagra misses with a leg kick
and McGuire counters with a stiff right hand.
Viagra looks to land a combination but McGuire avoids it well.
Viagra throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As Viagra tries to get set, McGuire tries to push him back and clinch up but Viagra manages to avoid the attempt.
Viagra is breathing heavily.
McGuire connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Viagra misses with a hook
and McGuire counters with a nice low kick that buckles Viagra's knee momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Zander McGuire will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zander McGuire's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

McGuire takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Viagra throws a jab when McGuire was well out of range.
Viagra throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGuire sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McGuire tries to clinch but Viagra is having none of it.
McGuire moves out of range of the body kick from Viagra.
Viagra misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McGuire.
Viagra misses with a leg kick
and McGuire counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Viagra is rocked!
Viagra misses with a hook to the body
and McGuire counters with a crisp right that sends Viagra to the canvas! McGuire follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zander McGuire!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Zander McGuire made sure he mentioned //buriedALIVE// Fight Gear, along with how happy he was to win his fight.