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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Idi Amin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Star (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Amin comes to the cage accompanied by Dangerous by Michael Jackson. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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300 lbs
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318 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Idi Amin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Patrick Star!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Star lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Amin circles away quickly and effectively.
Star scores with a nice body kick.
Amin throws a right hand that Star ducks under and follows up with a left that Star also avoids with ease.
Star connects with a single shot there.
It looks like Idi Amin has been cut.
Star thows a left - swing and a miss!
Amin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Star jabs Amin right on the nose. Amin blinks but takes it well.
Star throws a solid leg kick but Amin takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Star.
Jab from Amin.
Star avoids the body shot from Amin.
Amin wants to clinch up but Star keeps it at a distance.
A big right from Star misses.
Amin misses with a two punch combination.
Amin tries to close the distance and clinch but Star swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Amin swings for the body but Star moves out of range.
Amin instigates a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Amin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Amin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
It looks like Patrick Star has been cut.
Amin stalks Star and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Star's face. Star staggers backwards, shaken.
Amin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Amin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Star manages to avoid it.
Amin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
We've been informed that Star has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Amin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Amin wants to clinch up but Star keeps it at a distance.
Jab, jab by Star - just one landing.
Amin tries to clinch up.
Star shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Good shot there by Amin.
Amin throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Star stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Amin lands with a kick to the temple. Star shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
That has opened up Patrick Star's cut even more.
Amin misses with an uppercut. Star saw that one coming.
Amin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Amin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Amin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Star scores with a jab to the body.
Amin is breathing heavily.
Star connects with a body shot that sends Amin's belly button to the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Star throws a low kick, looking for Amin's leg but Amin calmly moves out of range.
Amin avoids the body shot from Star.
A head kick misses from Star.
Idi Amin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Amin lands a head kick. Star smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Star ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Amin moves away.
Star misses with an uppercut.
Amin is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Amin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Star manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Amin works Star's body with a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Star.
Star takes one to the chin there.
Nice shot by Amin.
Amin is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Star will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Star tests Amin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Star.
Amin has closed the distance and engaged Star in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amin.
Amin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Star.
Amin tries to stall but Star uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Star is looking to break free of the clinch but Amin has double underhooks.
Star takes an elbow to the forehead.
Amin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Star escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Amin looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Amin is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Amin misses with a series of wild punches.
Star swats away the attempt to clinch by Amin.
Amin misses the shot to the body.
Amin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Amin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Amin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Star throws out a powerful jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Star with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Amin moves out of range as Star strikes.
Amin connects with a body shot that sends Star's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Amin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Star wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Star throws a right and a left that Amin avoids nicely.
Star avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Amin misses with a wild body shot.
Star throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Amin looks to score with a jab to the body but Star is just out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Star!
Amin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Amin throws a jab but it's blocked by Star.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Amin lands a two punch combo.
The cut above Patrick Star's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Star throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Amin scores with a jab to the body.
Star showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Amin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Idi Amin will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Star throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Amin.
Star misses the shot to the body.
Amin throws a head kick that misses.
Idi Amin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Amin misses with a body shot.
Star throws the left hand but Amin avoids the punch easily.
Amin tries to close the distance and clinch but Star swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Star throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Amin throws a jab when Star was well out of range.
Star swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Star throws a head kick but Amin moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Amin rushes Star and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Amin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Star. Amin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Amin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Star.
Star throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Amin is looking to clinch but Star is avoiding it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Amin coming out on top.
Star misses with a wild combination.
Amin throws a push kick but Star slaps the foot to one side.
Amin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Amin throws a leg kick which misses Star's front leg but catches the back leg as Star tries to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Star. Beautiful body shot.
Star misses with a body shot.
Amin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Amin moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Amin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Star stuns Amin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Star scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Star throws a nice looking combination but Amin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Star misses with a two punch combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amin doesn't manage to clinch there - Star circles away.
Star throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Star tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Amin was well out of range. Poor timing from Star.
Amin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Amin moves out of range of the leg kick from Star.
Amin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Amin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Star moves away.
Nice cross by Star.
Amin misses with a head kick.
Star lands with a thumping leg kick.
Star misses the shot to the body.
Star misses with a hook. Amin ducked under it nicely.
Good shot there by Star.
Star misses with a low kick.
Star on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Amin is looking to wear down Star with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Star throws a low kick, looking for Amin's leg but Amin calmly moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Amin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Amin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Star manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Star with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Amin to score with a decent uppercut.
Patrick Star's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Amin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Star.
Star blocks a jab.
Star punishes Amin's body with a nice straight punch.
Star walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Amin checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Star lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice shot by Amin.
Amin takes one to the side of the head.
Idi Amin's cut is getting worse.
Amin throws a sloppy head kick and Star moves out of range easily.
Amin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Star fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Amin.
Star uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Amin.
Star throws a body punch but Amin moves out of range.
Star tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Amin was well out of range. Poor timing from Star.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Star uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Star moves out of range as Amin throws a body kick.
Amin scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Patrick Star's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Idi Amin!
Idi Amin is the new super heavyweight champion!
Idi Amin tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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