PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jack Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troll ShitBrickHouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Jack Snake could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Troll ShitBrickHouse's chin.

Snake
vs
ShitBrickHouse

165 cm
25
142 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

150 cm
23
140 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Snake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Troll ShitBrickHouse!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, John Mangel and Chris Dean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch but Snake is having none of it.
The fight stays on the outside here - ShitBrickHouse looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
ShitBrickHouse's coach down at Finch Farm was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on ShitBrickHouse's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Snake slips a jab from ShitBrickHouse.
Snake circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snake circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snake circles away from the clinch attempt.
Snake avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
ShitBrickHouse doesn't manage to clinch there - Snake circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Snake's brow.
Snake is trying to work for a single leg takedown but ShitBrickHouse pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snake fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Snake misses with the head strike.
Snake tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse holds him up against the cage and eventually Snake drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Snake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Snake tries a body shot but ShitBrickHouse blocks it.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Jack Snake has been cut.
ShitBrickHouse gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Snake.
Nice elbow from ShitBrickHouse.
Snake avoids a wild elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow that stopped Snake in his tracks for a moment.
ShitBrickHouse lands a body shot.
ShitBrickHouse lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Snake.
Snake jumps guard but ShitBrickHouse stands there with Snake around his waist. Snake gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Snake blocks the elbow strike.
ShitBrickHouse blocks an uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
ShitBrickHouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snake jumps guard but ShitBrickHouse turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Snake blocks an elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse.
Snake is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but ShitBrickHouse is defending well.
ShitBrickHouse pushes Snake back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow that stopped Snake in his tracks for a moment.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow just above Snake 's eye.
Snake blocks a body shot from ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but it's blocked.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Snake tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. ShitBrickHouse smiles and moves away.
Troll ShitBrickHouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
ShitBrickHouse is looking to clinch but Snake is avoiding it.

ShitBrickHouse has closed the distance and engaged Snake in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow just above Snake 's eye.
ShitBrickHouse tries to work over Snake's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Snake fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
ShitBrickHouse lands a damaging elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Snake blocks an elbow strike.
Snake tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse holds him up against the cage and eventually Snake drops back down to his feet.
Snake tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and ShitBrickHouse avoids it.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but it misses.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Snake takes an elbow to the forehead.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow that stopped Snake in his tracks for a moment.

Snake is rocked!
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Oh Snake is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snake is trying to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse has him pressed against the cage.
Snake takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Troll ShitBrickHouse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Snake's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

ShitBrickHouse darts in and clinches Snake up against the cage.
Snake takes an elbow to the forehead.
ShitBrickHouse has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
ShitBrickHouse prevents the takedown attempt.
Snake is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but ShitBrickHouse is keeping busy.
ShitBrickHouse can't find room to land a body shot as Snake controls the action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Snake's defenses.
ShitBrickHouse has Snake pressed against the cage. He pushes Snake back and as he springs towards him off the cage, ShitBrickHouse throws a beautiful elbow that sends Snake crashing to the floor! ShitBrickHouse piles on the pressure with more strikes! Snake is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Troll ShitBrickHouse!
A victorious Troll ShitBrickHouse thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Jack Snake was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back stronger!'.