PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andre Lima (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Porcelain Punisher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!On his way into the cage it seems that Andre Lima has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Andre Lima seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Lima
vs
Porcelain Punisher

185 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Andre Lima!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Matt Porcelain Punisher!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Peter Branson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lima moves out of range of the strikes.
Lima fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Porcelain Punisher jabs Lima right on the nose. Lima blinks but takes it well.
Lima darts in looking for a takedown but Porcelain Punisher gets double underhooks and turns Lima into the cage.

Porcelain Punisher manages to pull guard.
Porcelain Punisher keeping moving, preventing Lima from controlling successfully.
Lima might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lima passes Porcelain Punisher's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Lima keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima trying to control the action but Porcelain Punisher is working from the bottom.

Lima is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Porcelain Punisher sees it coming and defends easily.
Lima moves into full mount! Porcelain Punisher won't be happy about that!
Lima avoids the attempt from Porcelain Punisher to control.
Lima wants to control the pace but Porcelain Punisher is squirming around nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lima with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

Lima is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Porcelain Punisher has managed to escape the submission attempt.

Lima wants to finish this one by submission but Porcelain Punisher is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Lima.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lima takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Porcelain Punisher is wriggling around trying to escape.
Lima content just to control the position here.
Porcelain Punisher really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lima. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lima takes his opponent's back. Perhaps a chance to lock up a rear naked choke here.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Lima working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
We've been informed that Porcelain Punisher has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Will Lima go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?

Porcelain Punisher preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Lima.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lima really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Porcelain Punisher.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andre Lima dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Lima tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Porcelain Punisher defends well and Lima ends up having to push Porcelain Punisher into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Lima has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Porcelain Punisher avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Porcelain Punisher tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lima smiles and moves away.
Lima shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Porcelain Punisher as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andre Lima. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lima avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lima has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lima there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Andre Lima has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lima takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

Porcelain Punisher lands a left and a right that send Lima crashing to the mat, dazed. Porcelain Punisher thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Porcelain Punisher fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Lima to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Lima looks to clinch but Porcelain Punisher throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Lima taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Matt Porcelain Punisher!
Matt Porcelain Punisher is the new super heavyweight champion!