PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Arjuna Pandava (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Indigo Pliskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pandava comes to the ring accompanied by 月刀歌 by Katanagatari OST. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Pandava
vs
Pliskin

190 cm
21
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

182 cm
18
162 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Arjuna Pandava!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Indigo Pliskin!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pandava stuns Pliskin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A big right from Pandava misses.
Pandava scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pliskin doesn't seem bothered though.
Pandava misses with a looping left.
Pandava really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Whack! Pandava lands a heavy head kick that drops Pliskin. The ref tackles Pandava to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Pliskin was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Arjuna Pandava!
As Arjuna Pandava got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: What is the use to us of an existence without heroic deeds, born as we are of an illustrious line?'.