PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belvedere IV (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sick Puppy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belvedere IV comes into the arena with Young Forever - JAY Z | Mr. Hudson blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Belvedere IV
vs
Puppy

179 cm
34
167 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

173 cm
32
166 lbs
20 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augustus Belvedere IV!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sick Puppy!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belvedere IV moves out of range of the body kick.
Belvedere IV misses with a looping right.
A little jabbing left from Puppy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Puppy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Puppy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Belvedere IV.
Puppy looks to land a right hand but Belvedere IV moved out of range.
Belvedere IV throws a body shot but no joy.
Belvedere IV circles away from the clinch attempt.
Belvedere IV clobbers Puppy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Puppy scores with a shot to the body.
Sick Puppy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Puppy lands a nice hook to Belvedere IV's body. Belvedere IV takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Belvedere IV scores with a head kick.
Puppy throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Puppy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Puppy throws a hook but Belvedere IV avoids it easily.
Belvedere IV motions for Puppy to come forward. Belvedere IV throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puppy with a nice cross.
Belvedere IV looks to score with a jab to the body but Puppy is just out of range.
Puppy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Belvedere IV manages to avoid it.
Augustus Belvedere IV is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Belvedere IV lands with a thumping leg kick.
Puppy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Belvedere IV's head backwards.
Nice straight punches there by Puppy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Puppy.
Belvedere IV ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Puppy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Puppy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Belvedere IV is out of range and Puppy settles back down.
Puppy just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBelvedere IV.

Belvedere IV gets tackled into the cage by Puppy. Puppy maintains the clinch.
A short left from Puppy.

Belvedere IV's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Belvedere IV throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice sprawl there from Belvedere IV as Puppy shoots in.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV takes one on the button.
A slow jab from Puppy misses its intended target.
Puppy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Puppy misses with a wild body shot.
As Puppy backs away, Belvedere IV returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Belvedere IV connects with a solid leg kick.
Puppy looks to land a body kick but Belvedere IV moved away.
Belvedere IV has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Puppy.
Puppy slips under a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV misses with an uppercut. Puppy saw that one coming.
Belvedere IV keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Puppy.
Belvedere IV looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Belvedere IV scores with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV slips a jab and a cross from Puppy.
Belvedere IV tries a head kick but it misses.
Puppy connects with a looping right hand.
Puppy misses with a looping right.
A left lands for Belvedere IV.
Belvedere IV connects with a leg kick. Puppy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Belvedere IV throws a nice inside leg kick.
Puppy lands a right hook to the body.
Belvedere IV ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Puppy misses with a hook.
A low kick from Puppy misses
and Belvedere IV counters with a nice kick to the body.
Belvedere IV moves out of range of the strikes.
Belvedere IV swings for the body but Puppy moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV misses the shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot to the liver by Puppy. Beautiful body shot.
Puppy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Belvedere IV was well out of range. Poor timing from Puppy.
Puppy tries to clinch up.
Puppy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Belvedere IV.
Puppy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Puppy takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Puppy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puppy. Belvedere IV does a little dance to reset his feet.
Puppy misses the jab.
Belvedere IV went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Augustus Belvedere IV will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Puppy looks to score with a jab to the body but Belvedere IV is just out of range.
Puppy fails to land with a series of punches.
Belvedere IV sizes up Puppy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Nice sprawl there from Belvedere IV as Puppy shoots in.
Belvedere IV went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Belvedere IV takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Puppy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belvedere IV uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Puppy.
Puppy throws the left hand but Belvedere IV avoids the punch easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Belvedere IV uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Puppy.
Puppy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Belvedere IV counters with a straight right hand.
Belvedere IV throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A big right from Puppy misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Puppy misses with a body shot.
Augustus Belvedere IV is winning the standup battle so far.
Puppy throws a combination that misses
and Belvedere IV counters with a right hand to the body.
Belvedere IV takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Puppy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Puppy throws a lazy right hand but Belvedere IV sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Belvedere IV throwing a counter right hand but Puppy manages to avoid it.
Puppy swings widly with a right hand
and Belvedere IV makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Belvedere IV uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Puppy has time to react.
Puppy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Belvedere IV counters with a flying knee that drops Puppy! Belvedere IV dives in and finishes the fight with a flurry of strikes from the mount!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Augustus Belvedere IV!
Augustus Belvedere IV took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Islam seeks to destroy each and every culture, this is what is does by design. 90% of pedophile convictions in the UK this year are muslim men against white girls.... NS'.