PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pat Sumrall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake comes to the cage accompanied by I like Bukkake. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pat Sumrall was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bukkake
vs
Sumrall

197 cm
28
274 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

185 cm
39
194 lbs
33 - 31 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pat Sumrall!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sumrall misses with a head kick.
Sumrall throws a combination that misses
and Bukkake counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Pat Sumrall has been cut.
Sumrall shoots in but no luck this time.
Sumrall throws a lazy right hand but Bukkake sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sumrall looks to score with a jab to the body but Bukkake is just out of range.
Sumrall tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bukkake swivels and escapes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sumrall throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sumrall dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bukkake. That did some damage!
Sumrall fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bukkake avoids it really well and circles away.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pat Sumrall.
Sumrall misses with a two punch combination.
Sumrall throws a leg kick that misses.
Sumrall misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sumrall closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bukkake circles away.
Sumrall pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sumrall.
Sumrall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sumrall shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bukkake but Bukkake pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Sumrall connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bukkake's hands.
A head kick by Sumrall misses
and Bukkake counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bukkake keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sumrall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bukkake was well out of range. Poor timing from Sumrall.
Sumrall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pat Sumrall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sumrall throws a hook but Bukkake blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall misses the shot to the body.
Sumrall just misses with a punch to the body.
Kekabu Bukkake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sumrall misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Bukkake counters with a crisp right hand that drops Sumrall! Bukkake lets Sumrall back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bukkake keeps the fight on the outside.
Sumrall pushes Bukkake away with a front kick.
The crowd cheers as Sumrall lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bukkake doesn't seem phased though.
Sumrall misses with a straight right.
Sumrall fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bukkake displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sumrall.
Sumrall throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sumrall shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bukkake sprawls well. Bukkake wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sumrall gets slowly back to his feet.
Sumrall buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall misses with a wild combination.
Sumrall jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bukkake on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A head kick misses from Sumrall.
Sumrall swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sumrall throws a shot from downtown. Bukkake moves away and avoids it.
Sumrall pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sumrall misses with a series of wild punches.
Sumrall cracks the inside of Bukkake's front leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bukkake defends it nicely.
Sumrall shoots for a takedown but Bukkake saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

Sumrall moves into range and clinches up with Bukkake.
Bukkake wants to get back to striking at distance but Sumrall won't allow it.
Bukkake blocks the elbow strike.
Bukkake is trying to break the clinch but Sumrall is controlling him.
Bukkake is trying to push Sumrall away but Sumrall has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bukkake wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sumrall has him pressed against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sumrall scores with a shoulder strike.
Sumrall misses with an elbow strike.
Sumrall keeps control of Bukkake as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Bukkake's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sumrall tries for a takedown but Bukkake manages to get underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kekabu Bukkake dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pat Sumrall's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sumrall looks for a takedown but Bukkake sprawls well.
Sumrall misses with a low kick as Bukkake jumps back.
Sumrall looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A good leg kick by Sumrall.
Bukkake takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Sumrall misses with a double jab.
Sumrall ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bukkake moves away.
Sumrall with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sumrall misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sumrall jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sumrall goes for a double leg but Bukkake avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bukkake continues to drive forward.
Bukkake is trying to force a seperation but Sumrall has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sumrall has Bukkake pressed against the cage, preventing Bukkake from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bukkake is trying to break the clinch but Sumrall has him pressed against the cage.
Bukkake wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sumrall creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bukkake's defenses.
Bukkake is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Sumrall.

Sumrall breaks from the clinch.
Sumrall looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sumrall fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pat Sumrall.
Sumrall tries to clinch but Bukkake is having none of it.
Sumrall shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bukkake but Bukkake pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bukkake avoids the body shot from Sumrall.
Bukkake leaves Sumrall with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall scores with a jab to the jaw.
A slow jab from Sumrall misses its intended target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sumrall. Bukkake does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sumrall misses the jab.
Sumrall tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bukkake paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Sumrall scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sumrall moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sumrall fails with the takedown.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sumrall tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bukkake was well out of range. Poor timing from Sumrall.
Sumrall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bukkake moves out of range as Sumrall throws a body kick.
Sumrall lunges at Bukkake with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bukkake's hand.
Sumrall throws a sloppy head kick and Bukkake moves out of range easily.
Bukkake with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sumrall to score with a decent uppercut.
Sumrall lands a head kick!
Bukkake takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bukkake circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sumrall misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A combination from Sumrall does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall misses with a wild body shot.
Sumrall shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bukkake but Bukkake pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bukkake moves out of range of the strikes.
Sumrall connects with the punch.
Sumrall misses with a few strikes there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sumrall looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sumrall tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bukkake paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Sumrall.
Sumrall lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pat Sumrall showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pat Sumrall's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Bukkake takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Sumrall throws a lazy right hand but Bukkake sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sumrall.
Sumrall tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sumrall swings widly with a right hand
and Bukkake connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A leg kick checked by Bukkake.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Sumrall. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Sumrall misses with a hook. Bukkake ducked under it nicely.
A head kick misses from Sumrall.
Sumrall swinging wildly here.
Sumrall throws a leg kick
and Sumrall takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That has opened up Pat Sumrall's cut even more.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sumrall takes a swing at Bukkake's ribcage but misses.
Sumrall throws a jab but it's blocked by Bukkake.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sumrall misses with a body kick.
Bukkake avoids the head kick by Sumrall.
Sumrall tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bukkake defends well and Sumrall ends up having to push Bukkake into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Bukkake will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Sumrall up against the cage.
Sumrall tries to throw a body punch but Bukkake avoids it by throwing Sumrall back against the cage.
Bukkake is trying to break the clinch but Sumrall is controlling him.

Bukkake breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bukkake dodges the punch combination from Sumrall.
Sumrall lands a right hook to the body.
Bukkake moves out of range of the strikes.
Sumrall fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sumrall shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bukkake eats them both and turns towards Sumrall to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sumrall shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pat Sumrall.
Sumrall throws a combination that misses

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Bukkake counters with a crisp right hand that drops Sumrall! Bukkake lets Sumrall back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Sumrall is rocked!
Sumrall takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sumrall misses with a jab to the body
and Bukkake counters with a deadly accurate combination that rocks Sumrall badly! He tries to strike back but Bukkake puts an end to that with another precision combo that knocks Sumrall out cold! Oh man, Sumrall will never hear the end of this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kekabu Bukkake!