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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sven Larsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatherfockerusus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Born to be wild by Steppenwolf. Larsson has chosen Wu-Tang Clan - Careful as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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176 lbs
29 - 17 - 0 |
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173 lbs
20 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sven Larsson!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Ben Hemmingworth and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larsson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fatherfockerusus circles away quickly and effectively.
Larsson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.
A leg kick checked by Larsson.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a nice right hand.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a sloppy right hand. Larsson should have avoided that one.
Fatherfockerusus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Larsson manages to avoid it.
Larsson tries to land a body kick
enabling Fatherfockerusus to counter with a crisp jab.
Larsson throws a sloppy head kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a one-two to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Larsson there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fatherfockerusus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a low kick as Larsson jumps back.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Larsson tries a head kick but it misses.
Larsson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a double jab
and Larsson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sven Larsson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Larsson as he checks the leg kick.
Larsson clinches up with Fatherfockerusus and pushes him back against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus prevents a body shot from Larsson.
Larsson lands with a short shot to the head.
Larsson can't find room to land a body shot as Fatherfockerusus controls the action.
Larsson has Fatherfockerusus pushed against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Larsson avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the ropes.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Larsson as the two fighters clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Fatherfockerusus as Larsson tries to tie him up.
Larsson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatherfockerusus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fatherfockerusus.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larsson swings wildly with an uppercut but Fatherfockerusus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Larsson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Larsson avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the ropes.
Larsson pushes Fatherfockerusus back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a knee strike.
Larsson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Larsson lands with a light punch inside.
Larsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice shot to the body.
Larsson blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson lands with a right to the head.
Larsson stops a takedown attempt from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larsson has a couple of punches blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a body punch.
Larsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Larsson landing knees to the body.
Larsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Larsson lands a left hand.
Larsson slowing the pace effectively.
Larsson cracks Fatherfockerusus with a nice body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Larsson landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Larsson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Fatherfockerusus blocks it with crossed arms.
Larsson tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus avoids the damage to the body.
Larsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Larsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Larsson tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Larsson back against the ropes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Larsson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fatherfockerusus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Larsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Fatherfockerusus blocks an uppercut.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Good body shot from Larsson.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a body shot from Larsson.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Larsson misses with a body punch.
Larsson tries to work over Fatherfockerusus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Larsson.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sven Larsson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Larsson pushes Fatherfockerusus away with a front kick.
Larsson throws a body kick that misses.
Larsson throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Fatherfockerusus loads up on a big right hand but Larsson slips the punch.
Larsson misses with a body kick.
Larsson scores with a head kick. Fatherfockerusus tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Larsson has taken the fight to the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson looking to stall.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Larsson throws a head punch that misses.
A short uppercut from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus pushes Larsson back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Larsson tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Larsson back against the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fatherfockerusus has a couple of punches blocked by Larsson.
Larsson tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Larsson back against the ropes.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson struggles to land a body shot inside as Fatherfockerusus controls his hands.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Larsson is looking to control Fatherfockerusus's arms but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and turns him. Now Larsson has his back to the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Fatherfockerusus fails to land.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fatherfockerusus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Larsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fatherfockerusus's elbow.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a punch to the body.
A shot in the inside from Larsson.
Larsson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Fatherfockerusus up against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larsson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Larsson crunches a lovely knee into Fatherfockerusus's ribcage.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a left to the head.
A bit of stalling here from Larsson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Larsson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Larsson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Larsson trying to stall but Fatherfockerusus improves his position.
Larsson pushes Fatherfockerusus back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Larsson misses with some punches.
Larsson is struggling to control the position.
Larsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Fatherfockerusus backwards.
Larsson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larsson tries to stall but Fatherfockerusus uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Fatherfockerusus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Larsson backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson trying to land knees to the body.
Larsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fatherfockerusus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Larsson is defending well for now.
Larsson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Larsson tries to throw a body punch but Fatherfockerusus avoids it by throwing Larsson back against the ropes.
A knee to the head by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Larsson is trying to maintain a safe position but Fatherfockerusus gets an underhook and turns Larsson into the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus working aggressively here.
Larsson unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Larsson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Larsson misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larsson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fatherfockerusus lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Larsson backwards.
Fatherfockerusus missing with knees to the body.
Fatherfockerusus jumps guard but Larsson turns him against the ropes and keeps the fight standing.
Fatherfockerusus blocking some punches.
Fatherfockerusus pulls Larsson into guard.
Fatherfockerusus working a defensive guard here.
Larsson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to keep Larsson in close.
Larsson works over Fatherfockerusus with some ground and pound from guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Larsson is looking to stand up but Fatherfockerusus won't let him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Sven Larsson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Larsson throws a lazy body kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a thumping low kick.
Larsson misses with a body kick.
Fatherfockerusus connects with a jab.
Larsson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fatherfockerusus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fatherfockerusus cracks Larsson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus throws a body shot but no joy.
Larsson throws a combination that misses
and Fatherfockerusus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fatherfockerusus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fatherfockerusus works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fatherfockerusus on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Larsson throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Larsson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Larsson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Larsson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sven Larsson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Fatherfockerusus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Larsson tries to land knees in the clinch but Fatherfockerusus avoids the damage to the body.
Larsson has a couple of punches blocked by Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Larsson.
Larsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Larsson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Larsson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fatherfockerusus or not.
Larsson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus tries to throw a body punch but Larsson avoids it by throwing Fatherfockerusus back against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the head strike.
Fatherfockerusus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Larsson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sven Larsson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Larsson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Fatherfockerusus is keeping busy.
Larsson blocks a body shot from Fatherfockerusus.
Fatherfockerusus prevents a body shot from Larsson.
Fatherfockerusus throws a head punch that misses.
Larsson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Larsson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fatherfockerusus gets through Larsson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Larsson dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Fatherfockerusus blocks an uppercut.
Larsson misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fatherfockerusus.
A head punch on the inside from Fatherfockerusus fails to land.
Fatherfockerusus misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Larsson.
Fatherfockerusus lands a body punch.
Fatherfockerusus has clasped his hands together around Larsson's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Fatherfockerusus in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to get an arm triangle but Larsson is defending well.
Sloppy strikes there by Fatherfockerusus.
Larsson is trying to buck Fatherfockerusus off.
Fatherfockerusus misses with the ground and pound.
Fatherfockerusus has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Fatherfockerusus throws an elbow but Larsson slips to the side and avoids it well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
You can see the frustration on Larsson's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Larsson is trying to get back to half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fatherfockerusus is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Larsson has escaped the position, nice work there.
Fatherfockerusus goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Larsson has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Fatherfockerusus but great work by Larsson.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus.
I think Larsson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Darius Henderson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sven Larsson!
A victorious Sven Larsson thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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