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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Era Ojdanic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio has chosen Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix as his entrance music. Great Cornholio will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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155 lbs
8 - 7 - 0 |
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169 cm
30
150 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Era Ojdanic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cornholio scores with a nice body kick.
Cornholio has Ojdanic up against the cage in a clinch.
Cornholio misses with a knee to the head.
Cornholio swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cornholio gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Cornholio lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cornholio is looking to take a break and control but Ojdanic is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cornholio stalling away here and it's allowed Ojdanic to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cornholio wants to control from the top but Ojdanic keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ojdanic works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cornholio postures up in Ojdanic's guard and throws a big left but Ojdanic blocks it.
Cornholio loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cornholio trying to control but Ojdanic is working from the bottom.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Great Cornholio wasn't active enough on the ground.
Cornholio darts in trying to clinch
and Ojdanic counters with a stiff right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ojdanic gets caught napping as Cornholio dives in and scores a takedown. Ojdanic manages to retain guard.
Ojdanic pulls Cornholio in close to prevent any damage.
Cornholio working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cornholio's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cornholio rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ojdanic moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ojdanic takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cornholio closes the distance and clinches.
Cornholio tries to work over Ojdanic's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ojdanic is trying to pull guard but Cornholio turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Cornholio lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cornholio stalling the fight.
Cornholio pulls Ojdanic into guard.
Cornholio pushes Ojdanic off and scrambles back to his feet.
Cornholio gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cornholio's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cornholio pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ojdanic misses with a takedown
and Cornholio counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ojdanic kicks off Cornholio and gets to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Cornholio landing knees to the body.
Ojdanic is breathing heavily.
Cornholio lands a shot to the body.
Ojdanic has Cornholio pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cornholio manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Era Ojdanic. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cornholio lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ojdanic backwards.
Cornholio breaks from the clinch.
Cornholio rushes Ojdanic and presses him up against the cage.
Cornholio is stalling here.
Cornholio pulls guard effortlessly.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cornholio is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ojdanic is aware though and is defending well.
Cornholio trying to keep a closed guard but Ojdanic is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Great Cornholio dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ojdanic closes the distance and clinches.
Cornholio lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cornholio stalling the fight.
Cornholio lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Cornholio lands an uppercut.
Ojdanic is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Cornholio is defending well.
Cornholio lands with a light punch inside.
Cornholio lands a body shot.
Cornholio slowing the pace effectively.
Ojdanic changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cornholio fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Cornholio shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Cornholio is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Ojdanic is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cornholio is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Ojdanic sees it coming and defends easily.
Oh Ojdanic is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cornholio seems to be looking for submissions.
Ojdanic on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cornholio is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ojdanic doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cornholio.
Cornholio lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cornholio working Ojdanic over with strikes.
Cornholio lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Ojdanic quite badly. Ojdanic pulls Cornholio in close trying to recover. Cornholio postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Ojdanic on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Ojdanic doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Great Cornholio!
In his post fight interview, Great Cornholio gave a big smile as he said 'You have awakened the wrath of the almighty bunghole! YOU WILL PAY! There can be but one, Cornholio! One Bunghole! I need TP! Would you like to see my portfolio?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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